White stringy stuff in poo.

[croyde]

Gross I know but have 4 hours to kill until I see a doc so wondered if anyone else has had this.

Noticed on Sat, mucus and white fatty stuff but much more the next day. Long strands that stay in one piece about 3mm wide and various lengths up to 100mm.

I have saved a bit for the doc, I'm such a catch

I'm thinking dying, hopefully, tapeworm but have no idea where I would have picked that up from. I did eat seared tuna in the Bahamas about a month ago which was very rare.

Any ideas as it does not resemble anything that I have eaten.

[Kaelic]

I would say it sounds like a worm... could be what remains of the smaller one after the huge one has bitten its head off... all inside your intestines

[MacGee]

worms or Aliens...

[BliarOut]

Aliens. I do hope it's aliens...

[Marf]

[PoleDriver]

Remains of last night bum sex?

[croyde]

Good 'ol PH.

[PoleDriver]

[PoleDriver]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Or not!

[boobles]

So we could be seeing you on the next episode of "monsters inside me" !

[Munter]

croyde said:

I'm thinking dying, hopefully, tapeworm but have no idea where I would have picked that up from. I did eat seared tuna in the Bahamas about a month ago which was very rare.

You see the bit where you'd said you have no idea. And then just after it where you ate the raw fish in the tropics.

I'm just saying...

[Carthage]

Sounds like tapeworm, and it's not dying - the long 'tape' part is a string of eggs stuck together ready for the next gourmet who likes eating 'seared' (i.e. raw) food.

You could try worming yourself...

[croyde]

Carthage said:

Sounds like tapeworm, and it's not dying - the long 'tape' part is a string of eggs stuck together ready for the next gourmet who likes eating 'seared' (i.e. raw) food.

You could try worming yourself...

I have been ravenous for the last few weeks, constantly eating. Only problem is that I have been putting on weight.

[Carthage]

croyde said:

Carthage said:

Sounds like tapeworm, and it's not dying - the long 'tape' part is a string of eggs stuck together ready for the next gourmet who likes eating 'seared' (i.e. raw) food.

You could try worming yourself...

I have been ravenous for the last few weeks, constantly eating. Only problem is that I have been putting on weight.

Both conditions (overweight and tapeworm) are due to a third condition; gluttony, which makes you eat things even when you think they are A Bad Idea.

Good luck. If you don't see a doctor soon, it'll be the tapeworm typing and not you.

[Munter]

croyde said:

I have been ravenous for the last few weeks, constantly eating. Only problem is that I have been putting on weight.

You wait until you st out a 20ft tape worm. Then you'll lose a bit of weight.

I hear fish ones can be harder to shift then beef type. Best of luck.

[croyde]

[LittleSwill]

Do you have the urge to drag your anus across the carpet?

[Carthage]

croyde said:

If you turn that frown upside down, you might see the tapeworm peeping out of your mouth.

[Pothole]

LittleSwill said:

Do you have the urge to drag your anus across the carpet?

first thing I thought as soon as worms were mentioned...

[Carthage]

Pothole said:

LittleSwill said:

Do you have the urge to drag your anus across the carpet?

first thing I thought as soon as worms were mentioned...

Yeah, but know your parasite - tapeworms don't make the anus itchy.