Oh b0110cks

[evenflow]

Went to the gym (legs and stomach session) and have since developed a pretty severe dull ache in one ball (the right, if you're interested). Pain goes up into lower tummy on right side. Ball itself is very tender and sort of hurts if I move it, really hurts if I squeeze it, or make the "coughing" motion.

No swelling at all; All looks perfectly normal.

Pretty sure I didn't sit on it, squash it, bang it or otherwise.

Ring GP tomorrow, NHS Direct today, or go to A&E in case it's about to drop off?

[Hoofy]

Could be torsion. Very unlikely cancer (it wouldn't hurt if it was cancer ISTR). Is the epididydidydimis for the right more spaghetti-like than the left? Could be a varicule that's finally starting to hurt.

[grumbledoak]

Sounds like torsion to me. Have a hot bath and try rotating the offender 180 degrees. Wait a little while; it'll then either feel a lot better or a lot worse.

[evenflow]

Rung the out of hours and waiting for someone to call me back...

[Hoofy]

If you're worried, you could ring NHS Direct.

[vetrof]

Long balls?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmHf_1kqJc0

[evenflow]

vetrof said:

Long balls?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmHf_1kqJc0

[dingg]

get the wife g/f to kiss it better

will take your mind of things

[Geoff Stilwell]

If it's that bad you need to get to hospital. If it is a "Torsion" then you will need surgery pretty dam quick.

[Cheib]

This reminds me of a bloke I work with who shocked us all when we were out having beers with his claim to fame....he's a "rantallion" and can twist his bks round SEVEN times. Thankfully he didn't show us........

[Geoff Stilwell]

How you getting on???