The blue goatee
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Greg_D

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6,542 posts

275 months

Friday 25th January 2013
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i've recently become a dad (save your applause)

now it is well known that when your youngster gets a blueish tinge to their lips and chin (ie the blue goatee) that they need to burp.

What physical mechanism takes place within the body that makes this so?

now before you all scream, "go to mumsnet" - I have, and all i see is 'you need to burp them, they have wind' followed by 'if they have wind, surely they need to poop' followed by 'awww, this is making me broody' Aaaaaargh

bloody brain dead women........

Me man, me need to understand the mechanics of what is going on!!!

Puggit

49,789 posts

277 months

Friday 25th January 2013
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It's your imagination, caused by lack of sleep.

(congrats)

chunkymonkey71

13,167 posts

227 months

Friday 25th January 2013
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I was worried that this might be a follow up to blue waffle...

Ikemi

8,610 posts

234 months

Friday 25th January 2013
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chunkymonkey71 said:
I was worried that this might be a follow up to blue waffle...
So did I ... The Internet has messed me up good and proper hehe

Rawwr

22,722 posts

263 months

Friday 25th January 2013
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chunkymonkey71 said:
I was worried that this might be a follow up to blue waffle...
Me too! We must both be really f*cked in the head.

[high five!]

Riknos

4,701 posts

233 months

Friday 25th January 2013
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Rawwr said:
chunkymonkey71 said:
I was worried that this might be a follow up to blue waffle...
Me too! We must both be really f*cked in the head.

[high five!]
Me three! I seriously was reluctant to open this at work.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Friday 25th January 2013
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Let's all try MumsNet...





mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Friday 25th January 2013
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PS...it's the cheese

Du1point8

22,852 posts

221 months

Friday 25th January 2013
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Riknos said:
Rawwr said:
chunkymonkey71 said:
I was worried that this might be a follow up to blue waffle...
Me too! We must both be really f*cked in the head.

[high five!]
Me three! I seriously was reluctant to open this at work.
Damn the internet and its image files... could think of nothing else since seeing the title.

ApexJimi

27,656 posts

272 months

Friday 25th January 2013
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Am I the only one who has blissfully no clue what you lot are talking about?!

(and I'm at work, so I'm not googling it!)


DrTre

12,957 posts

261 months

Friday 25th January 2013
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Trust me, I'm a doctor.

It's actually known in medical circles not as 'blue goatee' but 'blue beard'.

Clinically speaking, and from within a purely classic limbic stimulation/reaction space, their genesis is that they arrrrgh! because they arrrrgh!

Greg_D

Original Poster:

6,542 posts

275 months

Friday 25th January 2013
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I too was blissfully unaware until i started this thread, blue waffle is a not very pleasant vaginal 'situation' where the infection is so bad the blood vessels spontaneously bruise, giving a blueish tinge.

Not a nice photo.....put it this way, i wouldn't give it a kiss tongue out

DrTre

12,957 posts

261 months

Friday 25th January 2013
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bks. He wasn't a pirate.

civicduty

1,857 posts

232 months

Friday 25th January 2013
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This explanation was offered by the internet;

"Its because when the gas in the baby's stomach causes him to breathe more slowly as it is harder to inflate the lungs.

For a young baby, the skin around the mouth is thin making it translucent so the underlying blood vessels can be easily seen. The veins in this area carry blue oxygen-poor blood back to the heart and are more noticeable when the blood has a bluer cast caused by the poor oxygen exchange in the lungs.

This only normally occurs in new born / young babies and is a feature of the immaturity of their circulatory system.

The same effect can happen in babies when they cry loudly, for much the same reasons."

This is unsubstantiated though so could be BS


syko89

373 posts

187 months

Friday 25th January 2013
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Thought its what a PHer gets after going down on a blue waffle?!

kit80

4,764 posts

216 months

Friday 25th January 2013
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chunkymonkey71 said:
I was worried that this might be a follow up to blue waffle...
I have been here long enough to know not to google stuff from PH yuck

At work. weeping

Whilst eating. vomit