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Funk

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27,636 posts

238 months

Tuesday 19th March 2013
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I've managed to pick up this nasty cough that's doing the rounds. At lunchtime I nipped to Boots where I purchased their 'Dry Cough' medicine. With the first swig I knew I wouldn't be taking it again, it was vile.

Undeterred, I nipped into the Co-op on the way home and bought a bottle of the only cough medicine available, Covonia's 'Chesty Cough Mixture'. Christ, it's worse than the Boots' one.

Firstly I'm not entirely sure what the difference between a 'dry' cough and a 'chesty' cough is (the woman at the counter in Boots kindly informed me that one is "kind of dry" and the other is "kind of chesty" - well st the bed if that wasn't the least helpful explanation ever, sugartits). To top it all, neither seems to be calming the tickly irritation.

Right now I've wasted nearly a tenner on two bottles of rancid piss and quite frankly I think I'd prefer the cough than the 'cure'. Can anyone recommend a cough medicine that works and doesn't taste like a dysentery-afflicted cat has taken an almighty dump in your throat?

Big Al.

69,336 posts

287 months

Tuesday 19th March 2013
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They're all much the same taste TBH mate, chesty cough is really the sort of cough you get when you lie down and you can hear you chest wheezing. A dry cough on the other hand is more of a throat tickle type cough more of an annoyance than a feeling that you lungs are *gunging up.

  • Sorry about all the medical terminolgy.
You might want to give some of the Hot drinks a bash, some say they work.

It's the original Covonia for me, not the menthol one now that really does taste like st. smile

Funk

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27,636 posts

238 months

Tuesday 19th March 2013
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Thanks Al, sounds like I have a 'dry' cough then. No chest rattle at present. I'll try the normal Covonia if I can find it tomorrow.

Big Al.

69,336 posts

287 months

Tuesday 19th March 2013
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Funk said:
Thanks Al, sounds like I have a 'dry' cough then. No chest rattle at present. I'll try the normal Covonia if I can find it tomorrow.
I had a bout of this just after Christmas 7 bloody weeks before it went, as i think I mentioned.

Funk

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27,636 posts

238 months

Tuesday 19th March 2013
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Big Al. said:
I had a bout of this just after Christmas 7 bloody weeks before it went, as i think I mentioned.
Didn't realise the cough hung around that long mate. Hope mine clears soon, it makes my head pound every time I cough.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Tuesday 19th March 2013
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You've got the Heaves. You need turpentine...

Big Al.

69,336 posts

287 months

Tuesday 19th March 2013
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Funk said:
Didn't realise the cough hung around that long mate. Hope mine clears soon, it makes my head pound every time I cough.
It's probably the longest I'd had one for as well, hope it clears up soon. smile

goldblum

10,272 posts

196 months

Tuesday 19th March 2013
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No cough medicine, unless it's codeine based for a very tickly cough, will make the slightest difference. Promise.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Tuesday 19th March 2013
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Cherry brandy...

K77 CTR

1,662 posts

211 months

Tuesday 19th March 2013
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Codeine linctus, acts as a cough suppressant but majority of cough mixtures are just a waste of money.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Tuesday 19th March 2013
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K77 CTR said:
Codeine linctus,
I read that too quickly. I nearly choked...

littlegreenfairy

10,134 posts

250 months

Tuesday 19th March 2013
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The glycerine soothes the throat so any sucky sweets or a dollop of honey should soothe.

BlackVanDyke

9,932 posts

240 months

Wednesday 20th March 2013
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Hot water, orange or lemon juice, honey, tot of scotch if you like... OK not for during the working day but I'm pretty sure it'll do as much to help you feel better as anything else.

Funk

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27,636 posts

238 months

Wednesday 20th March 2013
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Went back to Boots this afternoon and spoke to someone who actually knew what they were talking about. Ended up with Boots' Pholcodine linctus B.P which a) works and b) doesn't taste like horse piss.

The downside is that it's not 'non-drowsy' and I nearly took a nap at my desk earlier. Thanks for the suggestions though, much appreciated.