So. Here goes nothing...
So. Here goes nothing...
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The Moose

Original Poster:

23,673 posts

238 months

Monday 21st October 2013
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So, tomorrow early afternoon, I have the pleasure of a certain procedure requiring me to take a st load of Citramag today.

So, just mixed up the first sachet. Looks just like water. What could this innocent looking clear liquid possibly do?

I'm not looking forward to it. Am within 5 yards of the bathroom. A load of water and other necessities on standby.

The worst thing is not being able to eat!

So, here goes nothing...

Hoofy

79,993 posts

311 months

The Nur

9,168 posts

214 months

Monday 21st October 2013
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Dear God, it isn't as bad as Agent Picolax is it?

There'll be fingerprints pressed into the bowl come morning.

The Moose

Original Poster:

23,673 posts

238 months

Monday 21st October 2013
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15 mins later I'm here perched waiting to make a break for the toilet.

Waiting is always the hardest bit...

Hoofy

79,993 posts

311 months

Monday 21st October 2013
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The Nur said:
There'll be fingerprints pressed into the bowl come morning.
biglaugh

Du1point8

22,852 posts

221 months

Monday 21st October 2013
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You sure the procedure is tomorrow... you got the right day?

Hoofy

79,993 posts

311 months

Monday 21st October 2013
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Du1point8

22,852 posts

221 months

Monday 21st October 2013
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Hoofy said:
could do this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5cEzDeRLK0

would not advise listening to this on speakers in the office... or just not in the office full stop in case you are caught watching it.

The Moose

Original Poster:

23,673 posts

238 months

Monday 21st October 2013
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Du1point8 said:
You sure the procedure is tomorrow... you got the right day?
Yep. I have double checked. Thank you. smile

VinceFox

20,566 posts

201 months

Monday 21st October 2013
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Bookmarked.

The Moose

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23,673 posts

238 months

Monday 21st October 2013
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30 mins gone...still here

DavidJG

4,143 posts

161 months

Monday 21st October 2013
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If it's what I think it is, make sure the toilet has a seat belt.

Good luck.

VinceFox

20,566 posts

201 months

Monday 21st October 2013
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Can you buy this stuff?

The Nur

9,168 posts

214 months

Monday 21st October 2013
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OP might have some spare?

Hoofy

79,993 posts

311 months

Monday 21st October 2013
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DavidJG said:
If it's what I think it is, make sure the toilet has a seat belt.
rofl

The Nur

9,168 posts

214 months

Monday 21st October 2013
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It has gone 45 minutes since ingestion...

OP isn't back...

The Moose

Original Poster:

23,673 posts

238 months

Monday 21st October 2013
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The Nur said:
It has gone 45 minutes since ingestion...

OP isn't back...
Not left yet. Well, left this thread but not the bed

coldsnap

867 posts

188 months

Monday 21st October 2013
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The Moose said:
Waiting is always the hardest bit...
Hmm perhaps a tad presumptious!

Rollin

6,327 posts

274 months

Monday 21st October 2013
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The Moose said:
So, tomorrow early afternoon, I have the pleasure of a certain procedure requiring me to take a st load of Citramag today.

So, just mixed up the first sachet. Looks just like water. What could this innocent looking clear liquid possibly do?

I'm not looking forward to it. Am within 5 yards of the bathroom. A load of water and other necessities on standby.

The worst thing is not being able to eat!

So, here goes nothing...
Trust me, you need to be closer to the toilet.

The Moose

Original Poster:

23,673 posts

238 months

Monday 21st October 2013
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Rollin said:
Trust me, you need to be closer to the toilet.
Roger that. Moved 5 mins ago!

Thankfully I have iPhone and wifi in the bathroom to pass the time.