Can someone call Thames Water...
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...and tell them to open the Thames Barrier...
I've just taken an elephant sized dose of Picolax and there may be a brown tidal wave or two appearing on the Thames in a few hours.
As a special Brucie Bonus I can't eat anything at all for the next 24 hours and I get to have a lovely doctor stick a tube with a camera up my bum tomorrow...
Happy Monday...
I've just taken an elephant sized dose of Picolax and there may be a brown tidal wave or two appearing on the Thames in a few hours.
As a special Brucie Bonus I can't eat anything at all for the next 24 hours and I get to have a lovely doctor stick a tube with a camera up my bum tomorrow...
Happy Monday...
s p a c e m a n said:
It's not gay as long as you don't push back, or bite your bottom lip and purr
After i had the camera up i now Understand why a lot of birds wont take it in the wrong en.
Dont understand why the gay exists. I presume the camera isnt particually big Feck knows how gay blokes find it pleasurable getting banged.
theshrew said:
s p a c e m a n said:
It's not gay as long as you don't push back, or bite your bottom lip and purr
After i had the camera up i now Understand why a lot of birds wont take it in the wrong en.
Dont understand why the gay exists. I presume the camera isnt particually big Feck knows how gay blokes find it pleasurable getting banged.
750turbo said:
Saved me the trouble of searching for it - tears of laughter don't come close! theshrew said:
After i had the camera up i now
Understand why a lot of birds wont take it in the wrong en.
Dont understand why the gay exists. I presume the camera isnt particually big Feck knows how gay blokes find it pleasurable getting banged.
Some people of both sexes and all orientations like anal. Many, of both sexes and all orientations, don't. Being gay is about who you're attracted to, not what you enjoy doing/having done to you. Understand why a lot of birds wont take it in the wrong en.
Dont understand why the gay exists. I presume the camera isnt particually big Feck knows how gay blokes find it pleasurable getting banged.
Ah the Picolax clear out....memories.
Yeah the 'sedative' they give you is about as useful as 2 pints of stella, you will know whats going on, you will care, and you wont like it.
Best advice I can give, if you feel you need to fart before your belly bursts, do so, nurses don't care, seen many times before and will make the 'progress' easier. worst bits are going in and coming out.
I have now passed the camera stage and am progressing to knives and staples! Hope it goes fine for you though.
You have my sympathies with the Picolax.
Yeah the 'sedative' they give you is about as useful as 2 pints of stella, you will know whats going on, you will care, and you wont like it.
Best advice I can give, if you feel you need to fart before your belly bursts, do so, nurses don't care, seen many times before and will make the 'progress' easier. worst bits are going in and coming out.
I have now passed the camera stage and am progressing to knives and staples! Hope it goes fine for you though.
You have my sympathies with the Picolax.
theshrew said:
BlackVanDyke said:
Some people of both sexes and all orientations like anal. Many, of both sexes and all orientations, don't. Being gay is about who you're attracted to, not what you enjoy doing/having done to you.
Yes yes i know, no need to get all technical darling. Having had the hedgehog on a pole which masquerades as an ultrasonically guided biopsy probe up my rear exit for a prostate cancer test (clear, thankfully), I can easily understand why a prominent gay bloke once wrote about the usual male gay practice in an article in 'The Independent' in these terms :-
"It is truly more blessed to give than to receive..."
"It is truly more blessed to give than to receive..."
BlackVanDyke said:
theshrew said:
BlackVanDyke said:
Some people of both sexes and all orientations like anal. Many, of both sexes and all orientations, don't. Being gay is about who you're attracted to, not what you enjoy doing/having done to you.
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