Mysto-Lump

[THX]

I've discovered a mystery lump on the left side of my hip. It's about the size of a pea, and fairly solid. It moves when you poke it. So it feels like it's attached to the flesh, not the hip.

It's terminal cancer, isn't it?

[The_Doc]

THX said:

I've discovered a mystery lump on the left side of my hip. It's about the size of a pea, and fairly solid. It moves when you poke it. So it feels like it's attached to the flesh, not the hip.

It's terminal cancer, isn't it?

oh yeah, I can see what it is from here

looks like an accessory spleen, or perhaps a flux capacitor.

But perhaps you should get someone in RL have a look at it....

[hidetheelephants]

Could be bad AIDs, or perhaps lurgy. Have you considered consulting a faith healer?

[272BHP]

Most probably a lipoma. I got loads of the little buggers. Absolutely harmless and essentially just lumps of fat.

I could be wrong though and it might be an implanted alien egg - best get it checked out.