Erection Problems
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Stinkotanko

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168 posts

128 months

Tuesday 29th March 2016
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Over the past couple of months I've been seeing an incredible blonde filly, less than half my age. You know the sort, all lips, chest, buttocks and a complete gold-digger.

Sounds great, but there's a sexual problem.

The problem is erection related. I find myself turning into a teenage boy again, I'm getting the biggest, hardest and longest-lasting erections of my life at the most inopportune moments.

Don't get me wrong, it's great in the right setting but whenever a Captain of Industry such as myself is giving a presentation to a group of world policy makers it creates a somewhat difficult situation to hide.

Has anyone got any advice on how to keep libido in control?

Voldemort

7,543 posts

307 months

Tuesday 29th March 2016
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The Nur

9,168 posts

214 months

Tuesday 29th March 2016
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hehe

LordHaveMurci

12,336 posts

198 months

Tuesday 29th March 2016
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You come across as a wker so sorting your 'little' issue should be no problem for you wink

CAPP0

20,842 posts

232 months

Tuesday 29th March 2016
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When it gets really big, do you strap one of your expensive watches around it, or just a cheap quartz Rolex?

Foliage

3,861 posts

151 months

Tuesday 29th March 2016
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Ive had this problem, you just have to own it. Knock stuff of the table with it, slap people with it when you turn around, bang it on the table to get peoples attention.

Vocal Minority

8,582 posts

181 months

Tuesday 29th March 2016
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Foliage said:
Ive had this problem, you just have to own it. Knock stuff of the table with it, slap people with it when you turn around, bang it on the table to get peoples attention.
rofl

Fermit The Krog and Sarah Sexy

13,240 posts

129 months

Tuesday 29th March 2016
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Don't know what you're complaining about. Your problem's not a hard one.

Edited by Fermit The Krog and Sarah Sexy on Tuesday 29th March 14:14

hajaba123

1,338 posts

204 months

Tuesday 29th March 2016
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Stinkotanko said:
Over the past couple of months I've been seeing an incredible blonde filly, less than half my age. You know the sort, all lips, chest, buttocks and a complete gold-digger.

Sounds great, but there's a sexual problem.

The problem is erection related. I find myself turning into a teenage boy again, I'm getting the biggest, hardest and longest-lasting erections of my life at the most inopportune moments.

Don't get me wrong, it's great in the right setting but whenever a Captain of Industry such as myself is giving a presentation to a group of world policy makers it creates a somewhat difficult situation to hide.

Has anyone got any advice on how to keep libido in control?
Get off the internet

Stinkotanko

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168 posts

128 months

Tuesday 29th March 2016
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Thanks guys.

WinstonWolf

72,863 posts

268 months

Tuesday 29th March 2016
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Stinkotanko said:
Over the past couple of months I've been seeing an incredible blonde filly, less than half my age. You know the sort, all lips, chest, buttocks and a complete gold-digger.

Sounds great, but there's a sexual problem.

The problem is erection related. I find myself turning into a teenage boy again, I'm getting the biggest, hardest and longest-lasting erections of my life at the most inopportune moments.

Don't get me wrong, it's great in the right setting but whenever a Captain of Industry such as myself is giving a presentation to a group of world policy makers it creates a somewhat difficult situation to hide.

Has anyone got any advice on how to keep libido in control?
I think I know her, her last name ends in .jpg, right?

Stinkotanko

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168 posts

128 months

Tuesday 29th March 2016
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Is this the health forum or the troll lounge?

Try taking health issues seriously guys, ypu never know when these things will strike you or when you'll need my particular skill-set.

AndrewEH1

4,922 posts

182 months

Tuesday 29th March 2016
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This is great...I'm still not sure whether OP is a troll or not.

Are you the Alan Partridge of the business world?

anonymous-user

83 months

Tuesday 29th March 2016
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AndrewEH1 said:
This is great...I'm still not sure whether OP is a troll or not an idiot.
EFY - and the answer is both.

boxst

3,806 posts

174 months

Tuesday 29th March 2016
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To help with your presentations ..


Stinkotanko

Original Poster:

168 posts

128 months

Tuesday 29th March 2016
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AndrewEH1 said:
This is great...I'm still not sure whether OP is a troll or not.

Are you the Alan Partridge of the business world?
An Edinburgh chap? I'll take you for a drink in the new club when I'm next up there, we can discuss your misgivings like adults.

AndrewEH1

4,922 posts

182 months

Tuesday 29th March 2016
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Stinkotanko said:
AndrewEH1 said:
This is great...I'm still not sure whether OP is a troll or not.

Are you the Alan Partridge of the business world?
An Edinburgh chap? I'll take you for a drink in the new club when I'm next up there, we can discuss your misgivings like adults.
Okay, give me a shout when you're next town.

Monkeylegend

29,152 posts

260 months

Tuesday 29th March 2016
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Stinkotanko said:
Over the past couple of months I've been seeing an incredible blonde filly, less than half my age. You know the sort, all lips, chest, buttocks and a complete gold-digger.

Sounds great, but there's a sexual problem.

The problem is erection related. I find myself turning into a teenage boy again, I'm getting the biggest, hardest and longest-lasting erections of my life at the most inopportune moments.

Don't get me wrong, it's great in the right setting but whenever a Captain of Industry such as myself is giving a presentation to a group of world policy makers it creates a somewhat difficult situation to hide.

Has anyone got any advice on how to keep libido in control?
Shouldn't this be in the knob thread?

Out of interest Stinko, what industry are you captain of my friend?

Pickled

2,059 posts

172 months

Tuesday 29th March 2016
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Monkeylegend said:
Out of interest Stinko, what industry are you captain of my friend?

Monkeylegend

29,152 posts

260 months

Tuesday 29th March 2016
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Anyway I thought sex with horses was probably a no no.
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