Girlfriend getting too chubby
Girlfriend getting too chubby
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A135i

Original Poster:

40 posts

105 months

Sunday 7th January 2018
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My girlfriend is beginning to fire on the pounds and it’s beginning to put me off her. I am beginning to get embarrassed about taking her out to social events with me. When we first started courting she was skinny and beautiful however now she is still beautiful but a bit of a fatty.

I want to tell her it’s putting me off. I love her but this new body she is developing doesn’t tick my boxes. How shall I go about this ?

I know I sound hard but I’m being fair too. I want to save her from herself

av185

20,464 posts

156 months

Sunday 7th January 2018
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Hide the pies.

OldGermanHeaps

5,127 posts

207 months

Sunday 7th January 2018
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All you need is a bag of glue and your problem is solved.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Sunday 7th January 2018
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Make her run. Chase her with a meat cleaver...

henrycrun

2,473 posts

269 months

Sunday 7th January 2018
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Go cycling together when the clocks change

Mercky

642 posts

164 months

Sunday 7th January 2018
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Get hypnotised into liking fat birds, like Shallow Hal smile

numtumfutunch

5,172 posts

167 months

Sunday 7th January 2018
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Say nothing

Its likely that shes just realised her new boyfriend has the emotional literacy of a 7y old and seeks advice from motoring websites instead of talking things through with his loved ones in times of stress. Consequently shes anxious that dumping you would tip you into a downward spiral of aggressive stalking and Xbox addiction and so now knowing how vacuous you are has a quick plan to eat a few extra Big Mac's so you dump her instead.

Probably

cuprabob

19,571 posts

243 months

Sunday 7th January 2018
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Speak to her boss at work and let him deal with it on your behalf under "performance issues"...

Evolved

4,079 posts

216 months

Sunday 7th January 2018
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numtumfutunch said:
Say nothing

Its likely that shes just realised her new boyfriend has the emotional literacy of a 7y old and seeks advice from motoring websites instead of talking things through with his loved ones in times of stress. Consequently shes anxious that dumping you would tip you into a downward spiral of aggressive stalking and Xbox addiction and so now knowing how vacuous you are has a quick plan to eat a few extra Big Mac's so you dump her instead.

Probably
Excellent. biggrin

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Sunday 7th January 2018
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Evolved said:
numtumfutunch said:
Say nothing

Its likely that shes just realised her new boyfriend has the emotional literacy of a 7y old and seeks advice from motoring websites instead of talking things through with his loved ones in times of stress. Consequently shes anxious that dumping you would tip you into a downward spiral of aggressive stalking and Xbox addiction and so now knowing how vacuous you are has a quick plan to eat a few extra Big Mac's so you dump her instead.

Probably
Excellent. biggrin
If you ignore the rogue apostrophe.

A135i

Original Poster:

40 posts

105 months

Sunday 7th January 2018
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Thanks guys I knew you’s would have my back on this one.

I’m scared that if I mention it she will get upset. Deep down she probably knows but coming from me it may get a bit much. I don’t want her thinking I’m a dick.

daddy cool

4,106 posts

258 months

tr7v8

7,620 posts

257 months

Sunday 7th January 2018
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A135i said:
Thanks guys I knew you’s would have my back on this one.

I’m scared that if I mention it she will get upset. Deep down she probably knows but coming from me it may get a bit much. I don’t want her KNOWING I’m a dick.
FTFY

Thankyou4calling

10,968 posts

202 months

Sunday 7th January 2018
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The answer to all questions about fat girls is DogStar.

He of this parish will happily arrange to take her off your hands.

OldGermanHeaps

5,127 posts

207 months

Strudul

1,599 posts

114 months

Sunday 7th January 2018
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Dominate the snack cupboard.

cuprabob

19,571 posts

243 months

Sunday 7th January 2018
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The is one of those very rare occasions that frozen sausages won't work hehe

B17NNS

18,506 posts

276 months

Monday 8th January 2018
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Get fat too. That’ll learn her.

popeyewhite

23,013 posts

149 months

Monday 8th January 2018
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A135i said:
I am beginning to get embarrassed about taking her out to social events with me.
Not sure the Saturday night meet at Maccydees would be classed as a 'social event' TBH.

indigostr

384 posts

155 months

Monday 8th January 2018
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I once worked at a house where on one of the kitchen cupboards was a photograph of this good looking slim girl.
The girlfriend of the owner came in one day and going up the stairs she filled the gap between the wall and handrail.
A few days later she's in the kitchen with her friend having a coffee , her friend says to her " why is that old picture of you on the door ?" ,she replied "Mark put it there to remind me what I used to look like before I go into the biscuit cupboard".

I guessed she was getting her own back everytime she opened the door.