Talk to me about Viagra
Talk to me about Viagra
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StevieBee

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15,310 posts

284 months

Tuesday 9th April 2019
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I'm a healthy 52 year old. No issues in the 'get it on' department but have noticed of late the old fella is reminiscent of a slightly defrosted banana. Is a blue one the answer, do you reckon?

blueg33

46,402 posts

253 months

Tuesday 9th April 2019
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Yellow ones are better, and i don't mean bananas..

Go speak to your doctor

xx99xx

2,988 posts

102 months

Tuesday 9th April 2019
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Viagra has the common side effect of giving you a massive headache, to the point that you don't feel like having sex. A bit counter productive really. Cialis is better.

blueg33

46,402 posts

253 months

Tuesday 9th April 2019
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xx99xx said:
Viagra has the common side effect of giving you a massive headache, to the point that you don't feel like having sex. A bit counter productive really. Cialis is better.
Cialis is yellow

It also gives you headaches.

bunchofkeys

1,300 posts

97 months

Tuesday 9th April 2019
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It's a hard topic to talk about! badaboom-tish!

Seriously though, as mentioned, the yellow ones are better.
Or more specifically i didn't notice the headaches as much, compared to the blue pills.

I did a self assessment thing with Lloyds pharmacy, paid online, and then picked them up after the online doctor approved it.

croyde

26,348 posts

259 months

Tuesday 9th April 2019
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I was having issues with my last girlfriend.

Years of a loveless marriage then separated with the longest dry spell in history, probably hadn't helped.

We were OK maybe 50% of the time but it was knocking my confidence and making me worried about having sex.

Got the blue pills from my doc and it turned me into some sort of porn stud. Problem now was I could keep going for ever and she was getting tired lol.

Halving the pills helped. Started using them less and less.

Also low dose meant less side effects.

anonymous-user

83 months

Tuesday 9th April 2019
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I’m trying to work out what a slightly defrosted banana looks like confused

Mr MXT

7,786 posts

312 months

Tuesday 9th April 2019
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garyhun said:
I’m trying to work out what a slightly defrosted banana looks like confused
Looks just like a flaccid penis (probably)

Deesee

8,509 posts

112 months

Tuesday 9th April 2019
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Yep it works.

If you and or partner are demanding it may save your relationship (or completely f*** it up)!!

Used to get mine off a guy in the pub (for a few beers in the wood).

Dead now, so pharmacy it is.

Wacky Racer

41,301 posts

276 months

Tuesday 9th April 2019
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My mate Charlie down at The Flying Horse says he doesn't have a problem with the blue ones. He says he just bites the 100mg ones into a third and is ready to go in fifteen minutes.

Randy old git.

xx99xx

2,988 posts

102 months

Tuesday 9th April 2019
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blueg33 said:
xx99xx said:
Viagra has the common side effect of giving you a massive headache, to the point that you don't feel like having sex. A bit counter productive really. Cialis is better.
Cialis is yellow

It also gives you headaches.
They are indeed yellow. So too are their cheaper generic versions. Personally I don't get headaches from tadalafil.

Prof Prolapse

16,163 posts

219 months

Wednesday 10th April 2019
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"Viagra" is a trade name, of the medicine, "Sildenafil". Think "Dyson" versus "vacuum cleaner", and remember the analogy carries to the price, but not the product itself which is chemically identical. Colour is largely an irrelevance, some brands will have a colour, most generics are just white to save costs.

If you've a medical history, or any health concerns you should speak to your GP.

If you're otherwise healthy, you can order Sildenafil online, safely, legally, and anonymously, from registered pharmacies (including Boots I believe). The side effects are very well documented for most people perfectly acceptable. Just don't lie on the medical history form.

I'm in my thirties, and whilst I don't have erectile dysfunction I have taken them for "lols", at a starter dose of 50mg I did experience headaches, flushed face and some red-eyes, but nothing two ibuprofen didn't eradicate. At higher doses of 100mg I would expect it's more noticeable, but given it's enormous success as a medicine clearly it's not an issue for most blokes.







Dr Doofenshmirtz

16,952 posts

229 months

Wednesday 10th April 2019
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Dr Fox on-line pharmacy - Sildenafil 100mg.
Cut them in half as you probably don't need the full 100mg - 50mg should be enough and less chance of a headache. Drinking water helps stop any headaches.
£23 for 16 sessions - worth every penny and no embarrassing visits to the docs.
Even if you don't really need them, they certainly improve performance.

blueg33

46,402 posts

253 months

Wednesday 10th April 2019
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Go to the docs it’s not hard to talk about erectile dysfunction. smile

Prescription is way cheaper than buying.

martin-95sd2

29 posts

135 months

Thursday 11th April 2019
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Tried them all. None of them seem to beat the bloody beta blockers i’m on! Horrendous headaches from them all, hot flushes, light sensitivity!!! We’ve given up with them and have found other ways to ‘make love’, have fun, and it’s great!

rlw

3,585 posts

266 months

Saturday 13th April 2019
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I'm on beta blockers plus some other meds for high blood pressure. TBH, I don't have erection issues but tried Viagra anyway while away from home and found they gave me a harder erection for longer and a headache afterwards but that was no big deal. The point is, though, that you need to be in the mood, turned on or whatever. Being offered a BJ by a dull forty year old with saggy tits and a fat arse may prove too big an obstacle for the brain to get over.

Trevor555

5,415 posts

113 months

Saturday 13th April 2019
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StevieBee said:
I'm a healthy 52 year old. No issues in the 'get it on' department but have noticed of late the old fella is reminiscent of a slightly defrosted banana. Is a blue one the answer, do you reckon?
I was a healthy 44 year old when I had to visit the docs, or so I thought.

Wind on a few years to find I'd got a leaky heart valve.

Get your heart checked, including someone listening with a stephascope.

My issue did not show on an ECG.

RC1807

13,672 posts

197 months

Saturday 13th April 2019
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Dr Doofenshmirtz said:
Dr Fox on-line pharmacy - Sildenafil 100mg.
Cut them in half as you probably don't need the full 100mg - 50mg should be enough and less chance of a headache. Drinking water helps stop any headaches.
£23 for 16 sessions - worth every penny and no embarrassing visits to the docs.
Even if you don't really need them, they certainly improve performance.
Yeah, and he's a Dr! wink

S100HP

13,782 posts

196 months

Sunday 14th April 2019
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I prefer the new eye drops. They make me look hard....

TTmonkey

20,911 posts

276 months

Sunday 14th April 2019
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rlw said:
I'm on beta blockers plus some other meds for high blood pressure. TBH, I don't have erection issues but tried Viagra anyway while away from home and found they gave me a harder erection for longer and a headache afterwards but that was no big deal. The point is, though, that you need to be in the mood, turned on or whatever. Being offered a BJ by a dull forty year old with saggy tits and a fat arse may prove too big an obstacle for the brain to get over.
At least she still offers you a BJ. Mine stopped that years ago.

To be fair, I’d guess that analogy works both ways too.

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