What is the most abnormal part of your body?
What is the most abnormal part of your body?
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bloomen

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10,067 posts

188 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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Mine is a truly massive arse. Even when I'm thin it looks it should be twerking in a Jamaican dance hall somewhere.

What bit of you is the freakiest?

simoid

19,774 posts

187 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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Tbh I don’t have many normal parts so it’s pretty tricky to decide boxedin

Johnspex

5,247 posts

213 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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Not freaky but my ribs don't match. Also the nails on my big toes point slightly upward causing raised lumps in my shoes and holes in my socks.

simoid

19,774 posts

187 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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I get that in some of my socks. Not the toe with the partial toenail though. Partial because it got fully removed and has sort of given up growing back the whole way up my toe.

cml24

1,583 posts

176 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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My partner says I have 'sweary toes'. My second and third toes, the gap between them is a bit higher than the other, its like they're webbed... ha ha. Look like two fingers stuck up apparently.

bristolbaron

5,375 posts

241 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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Everything’s set up just fine for a 16st 6ft1 male, except the lower half of my legs which are fit for a teenage girl.

SCEtoAUX

4,119 posts

110 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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My toes don't bend.

glenrobbo

40,505 posts

179 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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All of my body is perfectly normal, but a mate of mine has just five toes on each of his feet.
Very weird.

Trophy Husband

3,924 posts

136 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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Thumbs. Both the same as this...….


The Hypno-Toad

13,301 posts

234 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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Trophy Husband said:
Thumbs. Both the same as this...….

You are not alone. I was just going to post that both of my thumbs do that too. But the first knuckles of my index and little fingers do it too.

I have abnormally unpleasant personality as well, does that count?

Trophy Husband

3,924 posts

136 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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The Hypno-Toad said:
Trophy Husband said:
Thumbs. Both the same as this...….

You are not alone. I was just going to post that both of my thumbs do that too. But the first knuckles of my index and little fingers do it too.

I have abnormally unpleasant personality as well, does that count?
Great for drawing pin duty at Christmas!!

Baby Shark doo doo doo doo

15,078 posts

198 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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bristolbaron said:
Everything’s set up just fine for a 16st 6ft1 male, except the lower half of my legs which are fit for a teenage girl.
A good friend of mine suffers the same. He’s a bodybuilder with a huge chest, wide back, thick thighs...and twiglet calves hehe he hates it as unless he wears trunk on holiday, he looks like a male bikini contestant.

He’s tried everything to get them to grow but just doesn’t work. He blames his African genes.


Puggit

49,794 posts

277 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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Apart from the oversized package downstairs, the obvious one is my large lipoma. I have a 9cm lipoma under my right breast. Currently waiting (and waiting) for it to be removed by the NHS (18 months waiting so far). It's been ultrasounded and MRIed, so we know it's safe.

Would like it gone though!

technodup

7,661 posts

159 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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My feet. Both big toes been broken and are bent. Third toes bigger than the second. Nails a complete mess due to one coming off when younger and now a fungal thing I can't get rid of.

Fortunately nobody ever sees them.

Harry H

3,763 posts

185 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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Puggit said:
Apart from the oversized package downstairs, the obvious one is my large lipoma. I have a 9cm lipoma under my right breast. Currently waiting (and waiting) for it to be removed by the NHS (18 months waiting so far). It's been ultrasounded and MRIed, so we know it's safe.

Would like it gone though!
I've got one of those on my right side. Only noticed it a year ago after a serious weight loss/ exercise regime. Not fussed about having it removed as it's a good guide to my weight. If it's pronounced I'm trim, starts to fade and I'm getting lardy.

I'm told the nurse can remove them under local at the GP's surgery so if it bothers you I wouldn't be waiting for the hospital to get their act together. Something so minor means you'll always be bottom of the list.

TameRacingDriver

20,561 posts

301 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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The Hypno-Toad said:
Trophy Husband said:
Thumbs. Both the same as this...….

You are not alone. I was just going to post that both of my thumbs do that too. But the first knuckles of my index and little fingers do it too.

I have abnormally unpleasant personality as well, does that count?
Me too - thumbs and unpleasant personality smile

I'm 40 and I can't grow a beard. I tried. It not only looks pathetic, but its full of white hairs despite not having any grey hairs at all on my head. It would be nice to be able to grow one to hide the acne that I still get even though I'm now a middle aged guy rolleyes

My legs are too short for my height (5'10" and a 30" leg) - so its not always possible to find trousers that fit - mostly the legs are too long. If I had a 32" leg I'd be absolutely spoiled for choice.

Speaking of legs I have a funny limp like walk. Everyone says they know its me before they know its me. I think one of my legs is longer than the other.

My second toes are slightly longer than my big toes.

Monkeylegend

29,203 posts

260 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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Trophy Husband said:
Thumbs. Both the same as this...….

Those are my thumbs as well.

When I take my glasses off and lay then flat the arm on the left side is about 3/4 of an inch longer than the right side, meaning my left ear is that much further back on my head yikes

Thankfully you can't see it looking in the mirror.

Puggit

49,794 posts

277 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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Harry H said:
I've got one of those on my right side. Only noticed it a year ago after a serious weight loss/ exercise regime. Not fussed about having it removed as it's a good guide to my weight. If it's pronounced I'm trim, starts to fade and I'm getting lardy.

I'm told the nurse can remove them under local at the GP's surgery so if it bothers you I wouldn't be waiting for the hospital to get their act together. Something so minor means you'll always be bottom of the list.
Same here, lost a stone and a half, and it became obvious. It's in plastic surgery territory, and sadly MRI showed it was wrapped amongst my ribs, so requires full anesthetic.

S100HP

13,782 posts

196 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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Apparently my calves are massive


toasty

8,405 posts

249 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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I have foldable ears like this bloke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsVq9wYJ75s