Things you see at the gym

[Golfgtimk28v]

Went to the Gym today and saw this old guy stretching out bu using the exercise cycle as a stop, so the bike was teetering back and forth and probably the most dangerous thing I've seen for a while. Was dumbstruck to be honest

[mcelliott]

Saw a bloke doing a full 45 minutes at the gym recently and he didn’t check his phone once, WTAF was going on there.

[essexplumber]

One from a few years ago that is forever burned into my memory is an elderly man using the fixed changing room hairdryers to dry his scrotum.
One leg on the bench to aid maximum airflow to his gooch too.

[honest_delboy]

Air pods , blokes choosing to have their alpha conversations as they walk around the gym :

"yeah bruh , Aston Martin"
"VIP Bottle service"
"Business in Dubai on Monday"
"bloke owed me 20k so i took his car"
"top models"
"Limited edition Rolex"
"went halves on an eightball with Josh"
"sold the ferrari"

:eyeroll:

[av185]

Old codger graced the jacussi in his stained string vest.

Presumably both of them got a thorough wash.

[Nimby]

essexplumber said:

One from a few years ago that is forever burned into my memory is an elderly man using the fixed changing room hairdryers to dry his scrotum.
One leg on the bench to aid maximum airflow to his gooch too.

Bloke would come out the (mixed) sauna, take off his swimming trunks and leave a running hair dryer up each leg while he had a shower.

[hairy v]

honest_delboy said:

Air pods , blokes choosing to have their alpha conversations as they walk around the gym :

"yeah bruh , Aston Martin"
"VIP Bottle service"
"Business in Dubai on Monday"
"bloke owed me 20k so i took his car"
"top models"
"Limited edition Rolex"
"went halves on an eightball with Josh"
"sold the ferrari"

:eyeroll:

I just checked what an eightball is on Urban Dictionary

[fourstardan]

I've just rejoined the gym.

First day back some neanderthal was doing weighted step ups on to a bench....all well and good you may think but the dirty faker was doing it barefoot in his sportsdirect socks, I honestly wasn't naive to think he would wipe down.

Not great.

[JQ]

I vividly remember a chap having a shave in the jacuzzi. I never once used it after that.

[WyrleyD]

We've got a trans-something or other at ours. Fat, fresh faced and wispy beard so male from the neck up, BUT, from the neck down entirely female with big t*ts and female below the waist bits. How do I know, well it uses the male changing room!

[TwistingMyMelon]

tts parking in the disabled spaces right outside to use the gym (no badge or disablement - the fckers could go on a treadmill)

tts using the hairdryer to dry them , special attention to the scrotum

I realized gyms weren't for me

[Golfgtimk28v]

I usually go off peak for space etc, but went on peak and BO is a massive bugbear usually a muscle brah. I mean have a shower before and use some deodorant, it is not hard.

[king arthur]

Came back into the changing room one time to find a female member of staff cleaning up some vomit near my locker. Apparently someone had just thrown up in there and buggered off without telling anyone. Lovely.

[anonymous-user]

Whilst I was at Uni, I worked in a branch of LivingWell for a couple of years (Now all taken over by Bannatynes) and the things that I have seen (and done)... I wouldn't know where to start.

Firstly the place was absolute knocking shop. Maybe it was the lycra, the late nights, the endorphins, the testosterone, the hot tub, the steam rooms, the pool... I don't know what triggered people, but christ... Members at it with other Members, Members at it with Staff/Instructors, Staff/Instructors at it with other Staff/instructors. It was quite something.

I've seen it all. Weirdos, perverts, sex pests, Alpha males, drugs, steroids, those blokes who stand around the changing rooms naked for ages while talking to as many people as possible, people having a dump in the steam room, people actually dropping down dead whilst in the gym. Everything.

It was a hell of a ride while it lasted. The wages were beyond pitiful though.

[Sheets Tabuer]

Some bloke cracking one off behind a woman doing squats, miserable feckers banned me for it too.

[super7]

WyrleyD said:

We've got a trans-something or other at ours. Fat, fresh faced and wispy beard so male from the neck up, BUT, from the neck down entirely female with big t*ts and female below the waist bits. How do I know, well it uses the male changing room!

That takes some balls......

[anonymous-user]

Sheets Tabuer said:

Some bloke cracking one off behind a woman doing squats, miserable feckers banned me for it too.

I actually banned one bloke who used to stand leering at women in the gym with his hand down his shorts. He was warned about it on several occasions, and then started doing it again after a while. The actual thing that got him banned was he went to the steam room one night and stood in there behind the glass door with his shorts down watching women getting in and out of the jacuzzi. He carefully cleared the steam off the glass door right where his genitals were.

One of the women noticed him and complained. We then sent him a letter the next day telling him that his membership was cancelled. Him and his wife had a dual membership, and she saw a letter from the club arrive and opened it. She then came into the club with him to demand an explanation as they had been 'exemplary members' so I had to stand there with the general manager, and explain to her that her husband had been leering at other women while touching himself, and then exposed himself in the pool area to some other women. She just started crying and they both walked out.

[R56Cooper]

super7 said:

WyrleyD said:

We've got a trans-something or other at ours. Fat, fresh faced and wispy beard so male from the neck up, BUT, from the neck down entirely female with big t*ts and female below the waist bits. How do I know, well it uses the male changing room!

That takes some balls......

Lol

[Largechris]

I once saw someone do a full barbell squat.

[Countdown]

TwistingMyMelon said:

tts parking in the disabled spaces right outside to use the gym (no badge or disablement - the fckers could go on a treadmill)

There's a bloke with a 69-plate SL500 who does that at our gym.

Nice cars magnify any twuntish behaviour.