Phlegm.

[North West Tom]

I've got a slight cold. Every morning I wake up with a big phlegm. Is there any way to 'dispose' of it instead of 'snorting' it up? When I 'snort' it, the taste if it makes me frigging retch. Sometimes it gets stuck at the back of my throat too when I do this.

Any help?

(Sorry for the graphic description)

[captainzep]

Hello Tom.

I'm puzzled.

Surely in North West England, a mouthful of night-matured phlegm is considered to be an "amuse bouche"?

Why, next you'll be telling us that you enjoy eating pigeon. Which are your telephones.

[davidspooner]

yum yum!