What to use instead of baby oil, and assistpregnancy.

[uk_vette]

Hello all,
We are trying for a baby, and so far, it's slow comming.
I did go for the snip reversal about 7 months ago.
The surgeon, said all went very well.
Later tests proved my swimmers are back, and mobile.

However, we didn't know that baby oil, is bad for my swimmers.
Now for 7 months, we were using baby oil, now we have stopped using it.
She is very small, (45kg) and lets just say, I was probably near the front queue in the mens dept. .

Any way, back to facts,

She is so small, we have always had to use baby oil, so not to hurt her.
Well, now we need to reconsider tactics, as she is going to get some pain from now on.
Unless we can find a lubricant, that does not affect the mobility of teh swimmers.
On the net, we read saliva is good.
This is a serious post, please keep it sensible so it don't get removed or locked.

'vette

[Dangerous2]

I don't k ke be answer to your question but I imagine saliva would contain enzymes which will harm sperm.

[hman]

Porn is the answer ( well isnt it?), you need to work on your foreplay she's not producing enough fanny batter.

And if you cant be bothered with that then just plain old lube- believe me it hasnt affected my ability to get the wife up the duff.

[Antonia]

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9886513

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8894797

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/6890474

I've learnt something on my day off!
Good luck

[Coco H]

There are special lubricants aviable that actually assit in conception.

[Lemmonie]

surely if it hurts her she is not relaxed enough at all. There is actually a medical condition which makes sex difficul/painful.

After all these lady bits of ours were designed to squeeze babies out. We can certainly cope with big willies!!!!

[uk_vette]

Thanks to all, for the good replies.
I have also learned more and more about lubrication.
So essentially, almost all lubrication is bad for the sperm to swim through.

When she makes her juices, after playing with her, there just isn't enough to go around, and I get fed up waiting and playing, so just push on in.
This is what makes her hurt.
I can't keep on playing with her, as I am at bursting point myself.

What is the name of the "sperm assist" gels or lubricants that are available?

Thanks, please keep the answers clean.

'vette

[Lemmonie]

How selfish?!

Its not lubrication you need mate its some consideration

[Piersman2]

uk_vette said:

When she makes her juices, after playing with her, there just isn't enough to go around, and I get fed up waiting and playing, so just push on in.
This is what makes her hurt.
I can't keep on playing with her, as I am at bursting point myself.

Thanks, please keep the answers clean.

What? Cleaner than your own posting ?

This has got to be a joke/troll thread again surely?

I await the OP coming back later to reveal that he's actually talking about his cat?

[Tumbler]

uk_vette said:

I get fed up waiting and playing

You clearly need to work on your technique, it's supposed to be pleasurable for both of you, maybe some books or DVDs to help you learn a little more about the art of love making.

[Pints]

Lemmonie said:

surely if it hurts her she is not relaxed enough at all. There is actually a medical condition which makes sex difficul/painful.

After all these lady bits of ours were designed to squeeze babies out. We can certainly cope with big willies!!!!

This Lemmonie person speaks much truth. Once you've seen your beloved squeeze your offspring out, you'll not feel quite so "big" in the grand scheme of things.

More foreplay (let her use toys or other excitement aids if that helps her) and she should soon be lathered up.
We don't know what gets Mrs Vette all of a tither, but you'll want to be finding out. The fun's in the research!

[uk_vette]

Hello all,

Good points taken onboard.
Perhaps selfish, yes.

perhaps a complete change of tack, is needed.

'vette

[andrewrob]

I thought you weren't supposed to use baby oil as a lubricant?

ETA As in it can cause infections for her

[Kudos]

[h0b0]

Preseed is designed specifically to lubricate and be a good environment for sperm. I don't know if you can get it in the UK though.

Ahhh, here it is in the UK,

http://www.preseed.co.uk/

[SplatSpeed]

get her to pre warm the oven before you get home

you need a fluffer!

[AdeTuono]

Well, I was near the back of the queue in the mens' dept, if not actually outside after closing time, so if I can be of any help.....got a good track record, and can even manage twins (producing them, not servicing them)

[h0b0]

I was researching something similar today and read of people using olive oil and egg whites. It's meant to be making the 2-backed monster not master chef.

[Dangerous2]

You want Siamese twins?

[Deva Link]

Pints said:

This Lemmonie person speaks much truth. Once you've seen your beloved squeeze your offspring out, you'll not feel quite so "big" in the grand scheme of things.

A friend of my wife's, who is in her 40's but never married, but has been around a bit, was telling her of her new man. He stayed over for the first time and when she saw his chopper she nearly fainted. She couldn't bring herself to have sex with him as was convinced it wouldn't be able to get in.

My missus looked wistful as she was telling me this.