Hide the cakes - Ronaldo is coming!!
Hide the cakes - Ronaldo is coming!!
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Beefmeister

Original Poster:

16,482 posts

253 months

Saturday 31st December 2011
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Jesus, he looooooves the cakes doesn't he?





How he used to look for reference:


sday12

5,066 posts

234 months

Saturday 31st December 2011
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CIE560

19,316 posts

216 months

Saturday 31st December 2011
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Doesn't he have an eating disorder?

TheEnd

15,370 posts

211 months

Saturday 31st December 2011
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Isn't that Dave Lister in the first pic?

essexplumber

7,756 posts

196 months

Saturday 31st December 2011
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Still mug off most defenders and I bet he could find the top corner more often than not.

Audi 525i

1,250 posts

175 months

Saturday 31st December 2011
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Lock this topic before Liverpool FC develop ideas for a January striker signing.







scratchchin On 2nd thoughts, keep it open.

BarnatosGhost

32,587 posts

276 months

Saturday 31st December 2011
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CIE560 said:
Doesn't he have an eating disorder?
Hyperactive knife and fork.

mickk

30,174 posts

265 months

Saturday 31st December 2011
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Audi 525i said:
Lock this topic before Liverpool FC develop ideas for a January striker signing.







scratchchin On 2nd thoughts, keep it open.
laugh

Beefmeister

Original Poster:

16,482 posts

253 months

Saturday 31st December 2011
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sday12 said:
Thanks for your input. No really.


U T

47,955 posts

173 months

Saturday 31st December 2011
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Audi 525i said:
Lock this topic before Liverpool FC develop ideas for a January striker signing.







scratchchin On 2nd thoughts, keep it open.
He still looks thinner than Jan Molby.

RS133

2,201 posts

196 months

Saturday 31st December 2011
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He's retired, if he wants to go the way of the powerfully built gentleman then so be it!

CIE560

19,316 posts

216 months

Saturday 31st December 2011
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BarnatosGhost said:
CIE560 said:
Doesn't he have an eating disorder?
Hyperactive knife and fork.
hypothyroidism apparently...

Allyc85

7,225 posts

209 months

Saturday 31st December 2011
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Nah its just too much time sat infront of the TV watching F1...unlike his kid!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cbBPxbVq2Q&fea...

Spanna

3,737 posts

199 months

Saturday 31st December 2011
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He only retired last season from playing in Brazil. Fat Ronaldo, indeed.

obob

4,193 posts

217 months

Saturday 31st December 2011
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He does have a an illness and wasn't allowed the drugs to correct it as the drugs required are banned under anti-doping laws.

fking legend anyway, Fat Ronaldo > Ponce Ronaldo.

DukeDickson

4,753 posts

236 months

Sunday 1st January 2012
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obob said:
He does have a an illness and wasn't allowed the drugs to correct it as the drugs required are banned under anti-doping laws.

fking legend anyway, Fat Ronaldo > Ponce Ronaldo.
Fat Ronaldo > Narcissus Jnr is without question a given. Until his knees crapped out, FR was phenomenal to watch.


However, as for the illness, it must be a common footballer thing. Hell, even busy has been looking somewhat fuller in recent times, let alone the explosions suffered by various footballist salad dodgers of relatively recent times.


Random attempts (drunken boredom):






epom

14,147 posts

184 months

Sunday 1st January 2012
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he also has a rather large trophy cabinet !! what a fantastic player he was in his day !!

Negative Creep

25,812 posts

250 months

Sunday 1st January 2012
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TheEnd said:
Isn't that Dave Lister in the first pic?
My first thought as well hehe

Baba Booey

7,573 posts

203 months

Monday 2nd January 2012
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What a top player he was.

Fairplay to him though. The man clearly wants to eat more than play football. He had enough success in the first half of his career to be a legend anyway so he probably thought fk it.

This thread reminds me of this old game from the 06 world cup .. well that and TMZ.com biggrin


Victor McDade

4,395 posts

205 months

Monday 18th February 2013
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'Fat Ronaldo' isn't fat any more



http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/internat...

Edited by Victor McDade on Monday 18th February 21:18