OMFG. The utter, utter shame........................

[Hammer67]

Tomorrow, as a result of an ill advised bet, I`ve got to play a whole fking cricket match in one of these outfits:




Gawd almighty what a nightmare.

Any practical advice on minimising the disgrace warmly welcomed.

[TheHeretic]

When you do something that is deemed good in cricket circles, instead of screaming 'HOWZATTT", just roll around on the floor clutching your knee.

[mickk]

No practical advice but we need pictures, lots of them.

[Black can man]

Pictures please

[Booey]

Gurn. Constantly. They'll understand.

[sjc]

Have Bentley printed on the back,then you can go missing all game.
Or Bale, and then fall over with a trailing leg in mid-air screeching,and possibly be out for six weeks, but return in 2 days.
Or just say you're over 26, then AVB won't pick you anyway.

[BrabusMog]

I've risked £500 on a bet before but a Spurs shirt you must have a real gambling problem!

[ellroy]

Balaclava would be the obvious thing to protect ones' modesty.

[wolowizard]

BrabusMog said:

I've risked £500 on a bet before but a Spurs shirt you must have a real gambling problem!

This!!!



Go and get help.

[Hammer67]

Well, the time has come. The rain dance has failed and some git has hidden the hosepipe.

I may not return.

[Black can man]

Hammer67 said:

Well, the time has come. The rain dance has failed and some git has hidden the hosepipe.

I may not return.

Embrace the shirt & enjoy the hollywoodness of wwearing such fine attire ! Hope you have not got slippery fingers "Gomez" on the back, if you have then it's deep fine leg every over

[BrabusMog]

We're all here for you, H67.

[im]

Black can man said:

Pictures please

VIDEO.

[Jw Vw]

im said:

Black can man said:

Pictures please

VIDEO.

Uploaded to this thread, the Spurs thread, and the predictathon.

[Black can man]

He's probably in the bar buying jugs for the oppo having scored an unbeaten hundred ,Bagged a Michelle Pfeiffer & gobbled up couple of sharp slip catches

he will probably want to keep that shirt

[mickk]

Michelle Pfeiffer and gobbled in the same sentence, perfect.

[im]

...and Jugs, don't forget Jugs.

[mickk]

im said:

...and Jugs, don't forget Jugs.

Hasn't she gone to Hamburg with her old man?

Edited by mickk on Sunday 9th September 20:04

[Black can man]

[im]

mickk said:

im said:

...and Jugs, don't forget Jugs.

Haan't she gone to Hamburg with her old man?

Yes...they'll both be sorely missed.









As will Rafa.