Football v Islam

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Hilarious stuff. Makes me love football even more.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luXEw4LVTPo

[obob]

Too long but the first sentence sums it up. It's because football is more interesting Mr beardo weirdo.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

obob said:

Too long but the first sentence sums it up. It's because football is more interesting Mr beardo weirdo.

It is long, but believe me, it's worth sticking with. Comedy gold.

[obob]

It's only down when football is on. So maybe holding the WC in Qatar is a good idea after all. Or maybe Barry O should spend all of his military funding putting on football matches at prayer time.

[hilly10]

It's the way it is soccer rules,get over it

[AC43]

I might be inclined to agree if I was living in the UK in the 12th century.

[AC43]

I might be inclined to agree if I was living in the UK in the 12th century.

[Hoofy]

He makes a point... but... tell me more about these female tennis players with their exposed parts, please?

[scrubchub]

Hoofy said:

He makes a point... but... tell me more about these female tennis players with their exposed parts, please?

Ha ha, I thought that too. And the gymnastics where "the breasts are exposed" or the swimming where the women "stand there naked".

I actually thought that a spoof sketch for a little while.

[Mermaid]

scrubchub said:

Hoofy said:

He makes a point... but... tell me more about these female tennis players with their exposed parts, please?

Ha ha, I thought that too. And the gymnastics where "the breasts are exposed" or the swimming where the women "stand there naked".

I actually thought that a spoof sketch for a little while.

Rhyme, reason & religion - difficult to join the dots.

[Hoofy]

scrubchub said:

Ha ha, I thought that too. And the gymnastics where "the breasts are exposed" or the swimming where the women "stand there naked".

Tell you what, though... he's gonna have a really good rant about Comic Con.

[Wadeski]

I think people might be preferring football to religion because football is real, and religion is not.

[Hoofy]

Wadeski said:

I think people might be preferring football to religion because football is real, and religion is not.

Religions exist. They have churches 'n' st.

[Glassman]

Please tell me he's a new Sacha Baron Cohen character?

[hilly10]

He is just another Islamic loony extremist . Bloody funny though

[RedTrident]

What would a Muslim 11 from the premier league look like?

[omgus]

Wow. I need to watch more womens tennis, and more gymnastics.

[Glassman]

RedTrident said:

What would a Muslim 11 from the premier league look like?

Not sure, but dependent on what the day and time the game was played, there might be a fair bit of stoppage time.

[Asterix]

Glassman said:

RedTrident said:

What would a Muslim 11 from the premier league look like?

Not sure, but dependent on what the day and time the game was played, there might be a fair bit of stoppage time.

I'm sure he's facing White Hart Lane, the Mecca of all that is football.

[Asterix]

So bull fighting is haram as it involves the pointless killing of a soul created by Allah.

Righto matey bks. Bulls = bad. Innocent humans = Hell Yeah!