Amusing (and clever) team names

[pincher]

Was at the local Play Football this evening watching my son play and had a quick look at the 7 a-side league tables - some very inventive team names in there

Hakuna Juan Mata
Pique Blinders
Paralympiakos
Tekkers Slovakia
Expected Toulouse
Pathetico Madrid
Lallanas in Pyjamas
Odem Chicken Wingies
Bayer Neverlusen
Released on Bale
FC Twente Bensons
Kroos Control
Lahm Bread

And my two favourites;

Paris Ganja Man
FC Porto Cabin


Share your team names here.......

[SeldomSeenKid]

Lokomotiv Tesco
Man Chest Hair United
Dynamo Chicken Kiev

[southendpier]

Sporting sideburns
inter my nan
Teenage mutant ninja skertles
Le Beouf Curtains

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Used to play 5 a side. They guys who worked for the local Argos has a team, Olympyargos.

[campionissimo]

Sporting Lesbian

[CanAm]

Real Madras

[Chuck328]

AC Mill Inn

( http://www.scottishamateurfa.co.uk/teams/id/285 )

Edited by Chuck328 on Saturday 12th November 21:46

Edited by Chuck328 on Saturday 12th November 21:46

[The Hypno-Toad]

Exeter Gently.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Borussia Teeth
Ajax Treesdown
Dyslexia Untied
Beyer Leverarchfile
AC Alittlesillouetteof Milan

[kenloen]

Real Social Dad
Ruud Van Driver

[The Mad Monk]

Norfolk and Chance.

[pincher]

The Hypno-Toad said:

Exeter Gently.

[pincher]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

Borussia Teeth
Ajax Treesdown
Dyslexia Untied
Beyer Leverarchfile
AC Alittlesillouetteof Milan

[48k]

Michu at de Gea Ba

[j4ckos mate]

Mine is fourintima

There are some utterly filthy ones in my lads ff league

[TwigtheWonderkid]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwQE04HKJgs