Ask Father Christmas anything.

[FurtiveFreddy]

I'm not saying I'm Father Christmas. I might have his phone number though so I can ask on your behalf.

[stuartmmcfc]

Am I on the naughty list?

[FurtiveFreddy]

stuartmmcfc said:

Am I on the naughty list?

Oh yes.

[McVities]

Will Father Christmas be releasing any of the names of the women on his naughty list?

[FurtiveFreddy]

McVities said:

Will Father Christmas be releasing any of the names of the women on his naughty list?

Not to you.

[RDMcG]

If you are a Father where did your children go ? Never see them.

[FurtiveFreddy]

RDMcG said:

If you are a Father where did your children go ? Never see them.

HHH. You are all my children...

[vikingaero]

Does it bother you that you only come once a year?

[B17NNS]

Do you not think it inappropriate in this day and age to empty your sack in strangers living rooms?

[Shaw Tarse]

Where's my bike?

[jdw100]

Does the inside of my chimney need any repairs?

[valiant]

Do you have any problems with householders dominating their stairs?

Have you been mistaken for a scrote looking for the keys of the Golf R?

Are you lactose intolerant these days?

[stuartmmcfc]

Do you not think red is soooo last year?
Try blue.

[FurtiveFreddy]

Shaw Tarse said:

Where's my bike?

I haven't got to you yet. I'm still doing New Zealand at the moment...

[Long Drax]

How does Father Christmas keep his sack clean after he comes down a chimney?

[mickk]

Do you ever get a mouthfull of reindeer poo?

[FurtiveFreddy]

HHH to all these double entendres. You make an old Santa very happy

[HOGEPH]

vikingaero said:

Does it bother you that you only come once a year?

No, because he brings a sackful. ..

[ade73]

On a scale of 10 to 10 how worried are you about operation yew tree?

[Hoofy]

What's with all the coal? I have a gas fire!