A Welshman and Irishman and a Scotsman

[rlg43p]

A Welshman and Irishman and a Scotsman were in a pub. There'd usually be an Englishman, but he's still at the World Cup!

[Evanivitch]

rlg43p said:

A Welshman and Irishman and a Scotsman were in a pub. There'd usually be an Englishman, but he's still at the World Cup!

[anonymous-user]

rlg43p said:

A Welshman and Irishman and a Scotsman were in a pub. There'd usually be an Englishman, but he's still at the World Cup!

It sounded funny in your head, didn't it....

[AlexRS2782]

233 months on PH and you've still not figured out how to post in The Lounge or Football forums instead of General Gassing?

[to3m]

Posting after drinking takes practice. You can't expect to get it right until you've got it wrong a few times.

[B'stard Child]

Reported so it gets moved

[Riley Blue]

B'stard Child said:

Reported so it gets moved

Is there a home for jokes that fell flat on their arses?

[Kinky]

B'stard Child said:

Reported so it gets removed

Edited for what you should have posted

Riley Blue said:

Is there a home for jokes that fell flat on their arses?

They usually disappear, and the OP gets a few days in chokey.

But I don't think it's a joke as neither Ireland or Scotland were at the world cup.

[loskie]

Riley Blue said:

B'stard Child said:

Reported so it gets moved

Is there a home for jokes that fell flat on their arses?

Yes. The old jokes home!

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Oooo, football jokes.

How many Man Utd fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
2. 1 to change the bulb and 1 to share the drive back to Surrey.

[franki68]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

Oooo, football jokes.

How many Man Utd fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
2. 1 to change the bulb and 1 to share the drive back to Surrey.

Jokes not antiques.

[Cie]

franki68 said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

Oooo, football jokes.

How many Man Utd fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
2. 1 to change the bulb and 1 to share the drive back to Surrey.

Jokes not antiques.

Is it a lighthouse bulb they’re changing? Why else would they be driving to change a lightbulb?

Let’s get David Dickinson in on this one

[Belle427]

rlg43p said:

A Welshman and Irishman and a Scotsman were in a pub. There'd usually be an Englishman, but he's still at the World Cup!

Hes there now.

[Jader1973]

Belle427 said:

rlg43p said:

A Welshman and Irishman and a Scotsman were in a pub. There'd usually be an Englishman, but he's still at the World Cup!

Hes there now.

The other three aren’t though. They bailed out as soon as the final whistle went because they didn’t want to have to listen to all the moaning when he arrived.

[anonymous-user]

Belle427 said:

rlg43p said:

A Welshman and Irishman and a Scotsman were in a pub. There'd usually be an Englishman, but he's still at the World Cup!

Hes there now.

No, he didn't make it, a French guy crashed into him on the road and the local cop (Brazilian guy) was nowhere to be seen, then he missed his turnoff by miles, then he got robbed.

Whatever, it was definitely someone else's fault and he'll definitely make it next time. For sure. They're gonna do a song about it and everything.