Bomb question

[TwigtheWonderkid]

The cats that survived at Hiroshima and Nagasaki, did they have 8 lives left....or 16 half lives?

[TheEnd]

Well, according to Schroedinger, they were all dead before anyway.

[Simpo Two]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

The cats that survived at Hiroshima and Nagasaki, did they have 8 lives left....or 16 half lives?

I think 4.5 ordinary lives to start with - but after that it depends on the half life of cat.

Cat fusion would be interesting.

[Dr Jekyll]

If a cat has 8 lives left does that make it an Octopuss?

[Dogwatch]

No doubt they were hot,hot,hot!

And lit their own way in the dark.

[Conian]

TheEnd said:

Well, according to Schroedinger, they were all dead before anyway.

Only the boxed ones.

[Simpo Two]

But can you prove it...?

[Conian]

I've told you you're not unwrapping anything until Xmas day.