Couple living in van on road outside my house

Couple living in van on road outside my house

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Sheets Tabuer

20,224 posts

229 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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Bandit said:
Anyone had any experience of this?
Nope, never been to your house.

Getragdogleg

9,327 posts

197 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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Sheets Tabuer said:
Bandit said:
Anyone had any experience of this?
Nope, never been to your house.
Me neither, to be honest OP sounds like a very reasonable chap, asking advice on here and has not given them any hassle so as a camping destination it might be worth a try.

OP, Where are you ? Can we book a week later in the year ?

anonymous-user

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68 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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Getragdogleg said:
Sheets Tabuer said:
Bandit said:
Anyone had any experience of this?
Nope, never been to your house.
Me neither, to be honest OP sounds very reasonable so as a camping destination it might be worth a try.

OP, Where are you ? Can we book a week later in the year ?
Yeah of course. I don't seem to be getting paid though hehe

Getragdogleg

9,327 posts

197 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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Bandit said:
Yeah of course. I don't seem to be getting paid though hehe
Yeah, you need to get that sorted.

Das speck

569 posts

180 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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I’ve got the same living outside the flats on the corner, I think they know some people living in flats.

Wasn’t too good when they got broken into by 4 men the woman was in there alone - the police took the camper in for fingerprinting as I think they attacked the woman.

pingu393

9,462 posts

219 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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Bandit said:
Yeah of course. I don't seem to be getting paid though hehe
I thought they paid you in dirty laundry.

We should start a sweepstake on when they'll ask to use the toilet smile.

Chrishum

1,413 posts

82 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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Start offering to cook their meals and wash their clothes for a small fee. Maybe even rent out your bathroom to them. Could be a good money spinner

Red9zero

8,820 posts

71 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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Come to Bristol, they are everywhere ! Seems if they are taxed, tested and insured and parked legally, there isn't much you can do. There are large communes of van dwellers all round here and have been for a few years.

Ziplobb

1,438 posts

298 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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If they are a couple is the female hot ? some of these alternative lifestyle people are pretty open minded might be up for some swinging ? If you have a pampas grass in your front garden that would be the reason they have 'chosen' you

bristolracer

5,715 posts

163 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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Red9zero said:
Come to Bristol, they are everywhere ! Seems if they are taxed, tested and insured and parked legally, there isn't much you can do. There are large communes of van dwellers all round here and have been for a few years.
Be interesting to see what happens when the low emissions zone kicks in. I bet most of the junk they run around in won't even have a euro rating. Most of them are eco freak save the planet rentamobs ironically driving around in old vans that chuck out 20 times more pollutants than a modern van would.

MortyC137

3,077 posts

153 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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Are they visiting a neighbour? If so, they'll probably leave soon.

Or are they actually living in a van and just wanted a quiet, safe street to park on? I'd be knocking on the door asking if they need anything.

Could be anything from thieving hippies to a decent couple who have lost their home thanks to covid or brexit or immigrants or chemtrails. I'd try to find a nice way of making them aware their presence isn't going unnoticed, by saying hello. From their response, you'd have a bit more info to see what your next steps might be; maybe nothing, or maybe get shouty and tell them to beat it or you'll notify Mrs Miggins, the Neighbourhood Security Committee Chairperson, and her husband Bert used to box in the RAF and is renowned for his short temper when he's had a can of Sweetheart Stout, so they'd better watch it!



Jamescrs

5,201 posts

79 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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bristolracer said:
Be interesting to see what happens when the low emissions zone kicks in. I bet most of the junk they run around in won't even have a euro rating. Most of them are eco freak save the planet rentamobs ironically driving around in old vans that chuck out 20 times more pollutants than a modern van would.
I don't know much about the emissions zone proposed for Bristol but I am thinking that as long as they keep their vans inside the zone they won't hit repeat charges?

brake fader

1,587 posts

49 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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Become a nightmare neighbour yourself.

anonymous-user

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68 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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MortyC137 said:
Are they visiting a neighbour? If so, they'll probably leave soon.

Or are they actually living in a van and just wanted a quiet, safe street to park on? I'd be knocking on the door asking if they need anything.

Could be anything from thieving hippies to a decent couple who have lost their home thanks to covid or brexit or immigrants or chemtrails. I'd try to find a nice way of making them aware their presence isn't going unnoticed, by saying hello. From their response, you'd have a bit more info to see what your next steps might be; maybe nothing, or maybe get shouty and tell them to beat it or you'll notify Mrs Miggins, the Neighbourhood Security Committee Chairperson, and her husband Bert used to box in the RAF and is renowned for his short temper when he's had a can of Sweetheart Stout, so they'd better watch it!
My road is a little off the beaten track. There are only 2 houses on a 400m stretch of a quite road on the edge of a village. My boundary on the road is about 150m. They have parked right outside our front door (probably trying to “borrow” internet - which I blocked last night). So yes the street is quiet and safe. Im not sure why they are here or why they picked this spot to put up camp. There’s certainly many more scenic places around here I’d stay if I was in their situation. Dartmoor is just 3 miles away. The coast is 7 miles away. We are surrounded by beautiful countryside. So bit of a mystery!

Edited to add, yes they are living in it.

sherman

14,338 posts

229 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lady_in_the_Va...
Give them a copy of the Alan bennet book. See if you can keep them for 15 years too. hehe
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1781255407/ref=cm_sw_r...

robwilk

818 posts

194 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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In the late 70's I travelled around the uk touring with a band living in an old bus we where regularly moved on and told we could not camp on the road,and we used to park on waste ground / industrial areas.so i guess unless the law has changed you can get moved on. Ironically London was one of the easiest to park in, we used to park near some railway arches / scapyards near Camden and never had a problem even with the owners of the yards.

V8covin

8,401 posts

207 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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bristolracer said:
Be interesting to see what happens when the low emissions zone kicks in. I bet most of the junk they run around in won't even have a euro rating. Most of them are eco freak save the planet rentamobs ironically driving around in old vans that chuck out 20 times more pollutants than a modern van would.
Won't be chucking out any pollutants if it's not moving unless they've got the engine running to charge batteries or whatever

Sheets Tabuer

20,224 posts

229 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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brake fader said:
Become a nightmare neighbour yourself.
Plant a leylandii hedge scratchchin

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

68 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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when you live in a van, where do you st?

Red9zero

8,820 posts

71 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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Jamescrs said:
bristolracer said:
Be interesting to see what happens when the low emissions zone kicks in. I bet most of the junk they run around in won't even have a euro rating. Most of them are eco freak save the planet rentamobs ironically driving around in old vans that chuck out 20 times more pollutants than a modern van would.
I don't know much about the emissions zone proposed for Bristol but I am thinking that as long as they keep their vans inside the zone they won't hit repeat charges?
I'm pretty certain most of them don't actually move. Not sure where the fine would get sent to either. I assume the vans are registered somewhere though.