What would be the title of your autobiography?

[Reecejackox]

Best title wins

[ali_kat]

What?

[RogerExplosion]

'It hurts when I pee'

[King Herald]

Here, hold my beer....

[Einion Yrth]

Never heard of him.

[Oliver James]

"This will go fine, probably." - The Oliver James experience

[brrapp]

...And then the wheels fell off.

[jesta1865]

open mouth, insert feet.

[lucido grigio]

Another weird question thread from this OP.

Look at his\her forum history.

[Flip Martian]

lucido grigio said:

Another weird question thread from this OP.

Look at his\her forum history.

Poor journalist scraping for ideas?

[TwigtheWonderkid]

From Rags to Tatters

[bloomen]

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[exelero]

A cheap photo and a st story

[RDMcG]

Accountancy and Testosterone.

[sjabrown]

"You need to speak to someone else about this problem"

As I seem to spend a lot of my professional life saying this.

[anonymous-user]

'You make me sick'

[generationx]

We were actually having this conversation on Friday night over a beer. Winner:

"I drank as much as I could"

Also relevant for a headstone.

[KrazyIvan]

"fkit I'll do it later"...

[TwigtheWonderkid]

How To Eat Like A Pig And Still Lose Weight.

The title has nothing to do with my life, but should increase the sales figures.

[nadger]

"Yes I have had a fking haircut!"

I'm a teacher.....