Thursday 16th May 2002

Jesus!

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[sybaseian]

just proves that Americans will buy anything......

To misquote the words of Dennis Hopper - Jesus don't ski......

[CarZee]

No, but he can walk on (frozen) water

[ap_smith]

Jesus <> Obi Wan Kinobe.

You decide. Have you ever seen them together?

[plotloss]

In religious stores up and down the US of A you will find a special divine brand of breath mints called...

...wait for it...

Testamints!



Matt.

[madmike]

Oh my...

I simply HAVE to buy the hockey one. That's the funniest thing I've seen in ages.

Mike

[adeewuff]

After seeing Jesus playing football, do you think there's any chance of him helping out the England team this summer?!

[GregE240]

In goal, obviously - quite good at saving.

:Illgetmecoat:

[CarZee]

Well if Yorkshire really *is* God's own country then I guess he qualifies due to parental nationality

Thing is, I doubt you can get him any Nazareth-Knockabouts with decent studs fitted

[mr_tony]

Greg

David Seaman = Jesus.

you can tell by the hair

[CarZee]

Sven: "Okay, Neville, - you're at right back - Dyer - take left back.. Jesus - Turin goal, mate.. "

[Bodo]

I'm missing the 'Jesus-in-a-LeMans-Racecar-Statue'!!!


b.

[smeagol]

"Jesus built my hot rod" (song by ministry)

[Mad Dawg]

quote:
"Jesus built my hot rod" (song by ministry)

top tune! ideal for sending me to sleep

[markspiers]

Are these things for real, or did somebody at the model shop get high on something and decide to get himself lined up for ex-communication. How about biker christ, golfing christ, pool hustler christ. This could run and run. More cheesy than a kilo of mozzerella!

[dan]

Aaaahahahahahahahahahahaaha!

I've been pissed off all day. This really cheered me up funniest thing I've seen in ages.

What is he doing with that girl and a golf club!!! No wonder the church is in such a state.

In the words of Homer Simpson...

...Help me Jebus...

[StuntMonkey]

quote:David Seaman = Jesus.

you can tell by the hair

This must be true 'cos our local church has a poster outside that says 'Jesus Saves!'

Sorry!!! I'm going now....

[Bruce Fielding]

I notice no "Christ on a bike"...

What car would this potty potter portray him in I wonder? 2CV?

[Marshy]

The golf statue is worrying me. I think the authorities will be taking an interest.