off side rule
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Roadrunner

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2,690 posts

288 months

Saturday 15th June 2002
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Can anyone explain the off side rule please?

Imelda

793 posts

287 months

Saturday 15th June 2002
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Are you a girl?

Imelda

793 posts

287 months

Saturday 15th June 2002
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And anyway - who cares? 3-0

smeagol

1,947 posts

305 months

Saturday 15th June 2002
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whoopee I don't understand the offside rule either roadrunner, but at the same time I don't care

Dave_H

996 posts

304 months

Saturday 15th June 2002
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Offside is when the ball goes back to the other half and the attacking player moves forward to the back with the ref 30 foot from the goal with a red shirt on and the ball boy does a back flip and makes a noise like a hampster in a....

No I don't understand or care either, three nil!

ninja_eli

1,525 posts

288 months

Saturday 15th June 2002
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Its basically when the ball is passed forward when an opposing player is behind the last defending player.

UpTheIron

4,056 posts

289 months

Saturday 15th June 2002
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Law 11 - Offside

Offside position
It is not an offence in itself to be in an offside position.

A player is in an offside position if:
- he is nearer to his opponents goal line than both the ball and the second last opponent

A player is not in an offside position if:
- he is in his own half of the field of play
or
- he is level with the second last opponent
or
- he is level with the last two opponents

Offence
A player in an offside position is only penalised if, at the moment the ball touches or is played by one of his team, he is, in the opinion of the referee, involved in active play by:
- interfering with play
or
- interfering with an opponent
or
- gaining an advantage by being in that position

No offence
There is no offside situation if a player receives the ball directly from:
- a goal kick
or
- a throw-in
or
- a corner kick

Infringements/sanctions
For any offside offence, the referee awards an indirect free-kick to the opposing team to be taken from the place where the infringement occurred.


cazzo

15,687 posts

288 months

Saturday 15th June 2002
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Offside is the position from which the Italians score most of their Goals (alledgedly)

madcop

6,649 posts

284 months

Sunday 16th June 2002
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Offside is when your missus finds out about rivergirrl.


>> Edited by madcop on Sunday 16th June 06:07

>> Edited by madcop on Sunday 16th June 06:08

rivergirrl

857 posts

302 months

Sunday 16th June 2002
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!!! Whatever do you mean ??? !!!

Dave_H

996 posts

304 months

Sunday 16th June 2002
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Sorry, any excuse to use that sperm smiley

JMorgan

36,010 posts

305 months

Sunday 16th June 2002
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Never liked Yorky bars anyway.

Imelda

793 posts

287 months

Sunday 16th June 2002
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quote:

Offside is when your missus finds out about rivergirrl.





Without wishing to sound unsympathetic, it's nice to know I'm not the only one in the shit this weekend!