Numpty 10 Commandments,
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For the Amusement of the righteous (should be written in old fashioned scrpt which I can't post!) John
The Numpty Ten Commandments
1. Thou art a Richardhead even though Thou dost not know it. If it be unbeknownst to Thee, there is no defending Thyself through thine Ignorance.
2. Thou shalst not speak into thine Farspeaker whilst proceeding down the Ways of the Nation, nor shall Thee repair thy facial Decoration, nor partake of Conversation with other Numpties, nor use irreverant digital Signals to the Righteous whilst proceeding thusly.
3. Thou shalt not spout Profanity at the Righteous, nor revile, nor refute Them, nor transgress against Them, even though they be blind to their Ways, for verily they will be Wrathful upon Thee. Thou shalst be Vigilant and Correct in Verbiage to the Righteous, as they are Superior and Worthy of Respect.
4. Thou shalt not proceed hesitantly whilst wearing Cranial Decoration in such manner as to bring Annoyance to the Righteous with their veritable swift many-horséd Carriages.
5. Thou shalt not proceed with the Lanterns of Bad Weather erroneously illuminated on thine Cart, thusly causing visual Irritation to the Procession of the Righteous behind Thee.
6. Thou shalst not cause thine Offspring to depart from thine Cart erroneously, nor cause Hindrance at the Portals of educational Establishments, thus causing Havoc and Annoyance to the Righteous and their Procession.
7. Thou shalst not proceed upon the Ways of the Nation, without due Cause or Consideration, and without the Respect due to the High Born and their Carriages.
8. Thou shalst respect the Law of the Righteous even though it be unbeknownst to Thee. Otherwise the Wrath of the Righteous shall be visited upon Thee.
9. Whilst proceeding to Market, Thou shalst dispose of thine Muck-cart in a Manner which does not cause Hindrance to the Righteous and their Carriages, otherwise Their Wrath shall be visited upon Thee, and Thou must explain Thyself before his Sheriffs.
10. Thou shalt not curse violently at the Righteous who are proceeding in their many-horsed Carriages in a swift fashion, nor bring Wrath or Vituperation upon their Heads; for they are the Chosen of God and apart from any Law, methinks.
One can see that its almost 40° C here!
>>> Edited by JMGS4 on Tuesday 18th June 11:14
The Numpty Ten Commandments
1. Thou art a Richardhead even though Thou dost not know it. If it be unbeknownst to Thee, there is no defending Thyself through thine Ignorance.
2. Thou shalst not speak into thine Farspeaker whilst proceeding down the Ways of the Nation, nor shall Thee repair thy facial Decoration, nor partake of Conversation with other Numpties, nor use irreverant digital Signals to the Righteous whilst proceeding thusly.
3. Thou shalt not spout Profanity at the Righteous, nor revile, nor refute Them, nor transgress against Them, even though they be blind to their Ways, for verily they will be Wrathful upon Thee. Thou shalst be Vigilant and Correct in Verbiage to the Righteous, as they are Superior and Worthy of Respect.
4. Thou shalt not proceed hesitantly whilst wearing Cranial Decoration in such manner as to bring Annoyance to the Righteous with their veritable swift many-horséd Carriages.
5. Thou shalt not proceed with the Lanterns of Bad Weather erroneously illuminated on thine Cart, thusly causing visual Irritation to the Procession of the Righteous behind Thee.
6. Thou shalst not cause thine Offspring to depart from thine Cart erroneously, nor cause Hindrance at the Portals of educational Establishments, thus causing Havoc and Annoyance to the Righteous and their Procession.
7. Thou shalst not proceed upon the Ways of the Nation, without due Cause or Consideration, and without the Respect due to the High Born and their Carriages.
8. Thou shalst respect the Law of the Righteous even though it be unbeknownst to Thee. Otherwise the Wrath of the Righteous shall be visited upon Thee.
9. Whilst proceeding to Market, Thou shalst dispose of thine Muck-cart in a Manner which does not cause Hindrance to the Righteous and their Carriages, otherwise Their Wrath shall be visited upon Thee, and Thou must explain Thyself before his Sheriffs.
10. Thou shalt not curse violently at the Righteous who are proceeding in their many-horsed Carriages in a swift fashion, nor bring Wrath or Vituperation upon their Heads; for they are the Chosen of God and apart from any Law, methinks.
One can see that its almost 40° C here!
>>> Edited by JMGS4 on Tuesday 18th June 11:14
again! Got lots of time on your hands....
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