Right, they should be on a plane about now...

[wedg1e]

... so they can't moan about me posting this:

[mybrainhurts]

Mafia hiring ballerinas now?

[docevi1]

[vixpy1]

The groom looks like he has just been take from behind!

[planetdave]

Did no-one tell DN to do up his tie properly
And what's that hiding behind the 'bucket'

[mybrainhurts]

That triffid's gone right through his chest.....