Anyone else in the pharmaceutical industry

[incorrigible]

just saw this

www.theonion.com/onion3826/this_promotional_pen.html

and had to share it

[Terminator]

I wonder what Pfizer sent out to promote Viagra™ ??

[CarZee]

I have a Viagra propelling pencil

[incorrigible]

I've got a viagra fridge magnet

But it does keep falling off

Can't complain about it's rigidity though

[johnny senna]

I'm a GP, and I've seen some excellent Viagra keyrings and pens. And absolutely no jaz mags.

[king arthur]

Somehow the words "Viagra" and "fridge" don't seem to go together in the same sentence.

[plotloss]

quote:
Somehow the words "Viagra" and "fridge" don't seem to go together in the same sentence.

Theres a gag about taking your meat out in there somewhere!



Matt.

[JonRB]

Did you hear about the latest drug that combines the effects of Viagra and Vallium?
If you don't get laid then you don't really give a anyway.

[Windsorphil]

As a member of the Bio/pharma industry, many years ago I had a job promoting Desmotabs - a treatment for adult bedwetting, and we all had tee-shirts and baseball caps saying:

"Freedom from bedwetting at last!"...

the bright young thing in marketing did not understand why we all refused to wear them, or why we thought that doctors would not wear them!...

[JonRB]

"Haemoreze - kiss those painful haemorrhoids goodbye!"

[pigme]

"Schizoshampoo - take two personalities into the shower, not me"

(Sorry, its the highly charged atmosphere, dont you know)

[Roadrunner]

My uncle just retired as vice president for smith kline beechams as it goes. Not sure if he's into viagra yet though.

[angusfaldo]

quote:
My uncle just retired as vice president for smith kline beechams as it goes. Not sure if he's into viagra yet though.

Isn't it GlaxoSmithKline now?

Does he know you've no idea who he worked for?

[mel]

quote:
My uncle just retired as vice president for smith kline beechams as it goes. Not sure if he's into viagra yet though.

i doubt it it's a pfizer product.

[scruff400]

quote:
GlaxoSmithKline

What do they make again?

[JonRB]

quote:What do they make again?

Just about everything not made by Proctor & Gamble, isn't it?

[mel]

I shouldn't worry my dad still calls them Boroughs & Wellcome ! and that must be about six mergers ago.

[B19TOY]

quote:
I wonder what Pfizer sent out to promote Viagra™ ??

Predominantly female sales teams?

[Dave_H]

quote:

quote:
GlaxoSmithKline

What do they make again?

They make me work long hours actually

[gnomesmith]

quote:
I wonder what Pfizer sent out to promote Viagra™ ??

Something for the weak end sir?