ATTRIBUTES OF A PERFECT MAN

[SGirl]

Well girls, the time has come to have our say.

In response to Roadsweeper's "perfect woman" thread, why don't we have a thread of our own?

So, to start the ball rolling - I think he should be...

1. Rich
2. Good-looking
3. Witty
4. Intelligent

Oh, and he should phone when he says he will. And not have an ego problem if his ladyfriend drives a better car than he does.

Any more??

[PetrolTed]

Is that list prioritised correctly!?

[bcms]

Make sure those 4 guys of yours never meet though!!!

[fish]

Thats why the girlfriend goes out with me then!!

[scruff400]

quote:
Is that list prioritised correctly!?

So it's all right for them to plumb the depths of depravity with howls of cackling laughter and vicious gesturing?

[Bodo]

For a proper relationship, he should be very tolerant then.

Ah, and the perfect man loves himself, enabling him being well-balanced

[DIGGA]

With the capacity to consume 8 pints of Guiness and a Madrass combined with the ability to fart nearly as loud has his Griff exhaust perhaps?

[NickD]

I guess he shouldn't be patronising or condescending?

quote:And not have an ego problem if his ladyfriend drives a better car than he does.

Assume that you are using the word 'drive' in the loosest possible sense and it should be read to include "thrash" and "trash"?

Oops, did I type that?

[SGirl]

quote:
Is that list prioritised correctly!?

Erm... Depends on my mood at the time, actually! But it's not far off...

[SGirl]

quote:
I guess he shouldn't be patronising or condescending?

quote:And not have an ego problem if his ladyfriend drives a better car than he does.

Assume that you are using the word 'drive' in the loosest possible sense and it should be read to include "thrash" and "trash"?

Oops, did I type that?

Ladies drive, gentlemen thrash. Or so 'tis said. At least when pulled over by the BiB, anyway!

[Spooky]

My nearest is probably no 3, but I'm not that witty either

[Mrs Mel]

Hung like an Arab Stallion and go like a train.

[Size Nine Elm]

quote:
I guess he shouldn't be patronising or condescending?

Don't worry your little head on that one, dear.

:awaitsnuclearexplosion:

[scruff400]

quote:
:awaitsnuclearexplosion:

Nuclear would be infinately preferable...

[Don]

quote:
1. Rich
2. Good-looking
3. Witty
4. Intelligent

That's alright then....

[Size Nine Elm]

3. Witty - does having a black sense of humour count? And can I say "black sense of humour" without being racist?

[DIGGA]

quote:
SGirl, is the size of their wedding tackle important?

You know it is, but she's not going to dignify that with a reply.

True order would go something like

1. Rich
1a. well proportioned undercarriage
etc. etc.

[SGirl]

quote:
SGirl, is the size of their wedding tackle important?

That's what I like about you, Mungo - direct!

Any girl would swear blind that size isn't important, it's what you do with it that counts.

Doesn't mean she means it, though.

[SGirl]

quote:
Could it possibly be TOO big though?

Are you asking out of academic interest, Mungo???

[CarZee]

quote:Could it possibly be TOO big though?

I once upset a g/f (long since an ex now thankfully) by describing sex with her "like trying to park a bus in a mousehole". But then we were at a table in a pub with a dozen of her college mates