Well, it made me laugh...
Well, it made me laugh...
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plotloss

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67,280 posts

292 months

Wednesday 25th September 2002
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Top quality!

www.realultimatepower.net

Matt.

Animal

5,638 posts

290 months

Wednesday 25th September 2002
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Crikey, I used to study Ninjutsu!

I am a mammal, I can be mean or I can be awesome, but I very rarely go around cutting heads off, so I guess I'm a bit of a failure!!!

CarZee

13,382 posts

289 months

Wednesday 25th September 2002
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If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Love it.. especially the dodgy midi ninja tune

mr_tony

6,340 posts

291 months

Wednesday 25th September 2002
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especially the dodgy midi ninja tune


Priceless

Surely a wind up though?

CarZee

13,382 posts

289 months

Wednesday 25th September 2002
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it's just some daft kid's site.. read the HateMail page.. it's not really hateful, just a competition to see who can use the word 'dumbass' the most times in a paragraph

M@H

11,298 posts

294 months

Wednesday 25th September 2002
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hmmm.... some people really do have too much time on their hands

CarZee

13,382 posts

289 months

Wednesday 25th September 2002
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hmmm.... some people really do have too much time on their hands
We can talk!

plotloss

Original Poster:

67,280 posts

292 months

Wednesday 25th September 2002
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Wheres Eli?

I wonder if he has any insight to this?

Matt.

mr_tony

6,340 posts

291 months

Wednesday 25th September 2002
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Or take the psychic ninja test here

www.entertheninja.com/psychic_test/psychic_01.php

craigalsop

1,991 posts

290 months

Wednesday 25th September 2002
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Love it.. especially the dodgy midi ninja tune

Hmmm, I clicked on ninjatune.net & got a tune allegedly by Mr Scruff called Sweet Smoke. Doesn't appear to be anything about golf - he's obviously moved on

Bonce

4,339 posts

301 months

Wednesday 25th September 2002
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Ninjas are sweeeeeeet!

Size Nine Elm

5,167 posts

306 months

Wednesday 25th September 2002
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Mmmmmmm... pie.

theboymoon

2,699 posts

282 months

Wednesday 25th September 2002
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Bloody American's, they put sugar on everything. I prefer savoury Ninja's with mushy peas.

anonymous-user

76 months

Wednesday 25th September 2002
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scruff400

3,757 posts

283 months

Wednesday 25th September 2002
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a tune allegedly by Mr Scruff called Sweet Smoke.


I have worked on remixes - but with BT, Trent Reznor and Square Pusher. But I wasn't called Mr Scruff