Idiot Porshe driver this morning
Idiot Porshe driver this morning
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hertsbiker

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6,443 posts

293 months

Thursday 26th September 2002
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Tell me why, Mr Flash Porshe, when I was 2 car lengths in front of you and indicating LEFT to exit the roundabout -- why did you think you should accelerate round the outside??

Much beeping from him as I closed the door, and he flounced off with mucho revs.

Didn't he see the signal? and when I was exiting, howabout the fact I was in front and technically "had right of way" ? pillock !!!

JMGS4

8,877 posts

292 months

Thursday 26th September 2002
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Aaaaah, you must remember that a Porsche has always bought the right of way, and the majority of the road-car Porsche drivers have a chip the size of a firtree on their shoulders...........

steve-p

1,448 posts

304 months

Thursday 26th September 2002
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Bollocks.

Podie

46,647 posts

297 months

Thursday 26th September 2002
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Bollocks.



Which bit? - the chip on the shoulder, or hertsbiker's version of events...?

:runsforcover:

granville

18,764 posts

283 months

Thursday 26th September 2002
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HertsB - I take it you were on a single carriageway?

PetrolTed

34,461 posts

325 months

Thursday 26th September 2002
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Aaaaah, you must remember that a Porsche has always bought the right of way, and the majority of the road-car Porsche drivers have a chip the size of a firtree on their shoulders...........


Come on JMGS, there are some decent Porker owners on here. I think we can dispense with the stereotype in this company.

steve-p

1,448 posts

304 months

Thursday 26th September 2002
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Which bit? - the chip on the shoulder, or hertsbiker's version of events...?


I can't comment on the latter, but the former is about as useful as making disparaging remarks about what 'most black people' or 'most women' do. There are more than enough rude and bad drivers on the road to go round every make of car.

Pete Cros

285 posts

301 months

Thursday 26th September 2002
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Erm!
If JMGS4's profile is correct, he owns a GT2 track car.

Maybe the comments should be re-read with a different slant on it.

Big_M

5,602 posts

285 months

Thursday 26th September 2002
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I had this really ugly fat man in a Silver Merc (FY02***) behind me this morning - how did I know he was ugly - he was 12 inches from my bumper. Sorry mate no matter how much you like to intimidate women is small cars - I am not going to do more that 30 in a 30 mph zone.

The really scary thing was he had two kids in the car with him. Really good example to set - NOT.

CarZee

13,382 posts

289 months

Thursday 26th September 2002
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There are more than enough rude and bad drivers on the road to go round every make of car.
Totally agree - so why do they all buy Porkers and Bimmers?

Imelda

793 posts

288 months

Thursday 26th September 2002
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I had this really ugly fat man in a Silver Merc (FY02***) behind me this morning - how did I know he was ugly - he was 12 inches from my bumper. Sorry mate no matter how much you like to intimidate women is small cars - I am not going to do more that 30 in a 30 mph zone.

The really scary thing was he had two kids in the car with him. Really good example to set - NOT.



Hmmmm..... In situations such as this, I am invariably compelled to reduce my speed to 20mph....

JMGS4

8,877 posts

292 months

Thursday 26th September 2002
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Aaaaah, you must remember that a Porsche has always bought the right of way, and the majority of the road-car Porsche drivers have a chip the size of a firtree on their shoulders...........


Come on JMGS, there are some decent Porker owners on here. I think we can dispense with the stereotype in this company.

As I drive one myself (on the track) ond often have to put up with them on the road here in Porkercountry, I can agree there a re "some" great fellas...... I was being a bit "tongue in cheek" you know!!! not stereotyping except meaning myself as when I'm on the track I certainly own the road!!! get oot the wayy ye boogers...........
WOT no Smiley for "tongue in cheek"?????????

samn01

874 posts

290 months

Thursday 26th September 2002
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There are more than enough rude and bad drivers on the road to go round every make of car.
Totally agree - so why do they all buy Porkers and Bimmers?



nick heppinstall

8,790 posts

302 months

Thursday 26th September 2002
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There are more than enough rude and bad drivers on the road to go round every make of car.
Totally agree - so why do they all buy Porkers and Bimmers?



And Range Rovers

moleamol

15,887 posts

285 months

Thursday 26th September 2002
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There are more than enough rude and bad drivers on the road to go round every make of car.
Totally agree - so why do they all buy Porkers and Bimmers?







Classic classy Carzee . I must say though, I agree with JMSG, he does say the majority and lets be honest, the pistonhead porker owners do not represent these people. The porker owners I encounter tend to look at my car and scoff, for a little while that is

Big_M

5,602 posts

285 months

Thursday 26th September 2002
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I once asked this guy I know who was buying a new Porsche what BHP it had - he didn't know.

That summed up Porsche drivers for me.

>> Edited by Big_M on Thursday 26th September 13:40

PetrolTed

34,461 posts

325 months

Thursday 26th September 2002
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WOT no Smiley for "tongue in cheek"?????????

?

Podie

46,647 posts

297 months

Thursday 26th September 2002
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I once asked this guy I know who was buying a new Porsche what BHP it was - he didn't know.



"Yes, well OBVIOUSLY I got one of those fitted.. when I ordered the LSD..."



(only joking, and yes I am green with envy)

marki

15,763 posts

292 months

Thursday 26th September 2002
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I once asked this guy I know who was buying a new Porsche what BHP it had - he didn't know.

That summed up Porsche drivers for me.




That just sums up the guy "you" know , please do not generalise

incorrigible

13,668 posts

283 months

Thursday 26th September 2002
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I once asked this guy I know who was buying a new Porsche what BHP it had - he didn't know.

That summed up Porsche drivers for me.

>> Edited by Big_M on Thursday 26th September 13:40


Us TVR drivers say "I don't know / it doesn't matter / a lot less than the fatory says" etc