Drunken greetingd.

[Mr E]

Hello, good evening and welcome.

To nothing much,

Firstly, apologies for the waste of your time.

Seconldly, apologies for this initial post, as I was very, very drunk at the time.

Thirdly, greetings.
I've been lurking for a bit, and I feel it's time to make myself known. Probably the alcohol talking, so just call me mungo junior.

So, let's get some stuff sorted out now;

I don't own a TVR. I drive a beaten up '91 Toyota Celica. There are reasons for this, money being the most obvious.

Yes, I'd like an ST205 GT4, but given the current softness of the telecomms market and my current line of work, additional debt seems somewhat unwise to say the very least.

However, I fully believe that my currrent celica is the best two and a half grand I've ever spent. It appears to be built out of tank parts, it's reasonably quick (comapared to most Astras), it's got all the toys and it only understeers of the road if your trying way, way too hard (which happens more frequently than I'd care to admit to.....)

So, to sum up;

Hello. Greetings. My car will break every speed limit in second cog (just about - with earplugs). Can I play?
PetrolTed for primeminster.
CarZee for Home Secretary
Madcop for chief of police.
And Mungo, if you ever want a drink in the South West, I'm your boy.....

Apologies to the esteemed gentlemen/ladies I've neglected to mention (ie. most of you.) I can hardly type. What can I say.

Feel free to ignore any/all of the above.

Going to sober up now.

Regards.
Me

[dennisthemenace]

Hi mr e

your not wasting our time welcome aboard Pistonheads

[dennisthemenace]

good thing your P*ssed though you match in with the currant crowd ....... me

[Ballistic Banana]

wwat:hic: uuuuzz:hic: saaaaying:hic: denniz:hic: i as zober as a

BB

[dennisthemenace]

quote:
wwat:hic: uuuuzz:hic: saaaaying:hic: denniz:hic: i as zober as a

BB

Yeh right

[dennisthemenace]

I havent seen one sober yet they all seem to live on

[Ballistic Banana]

Mr e who is manmeet ,like the Im an alcoholic
look right look left

BB

[Ballistic Banana]

quote:
I havent seen one sober yet they all seem to live on

Dennis that was spoken as if u are experienced in meeting the . pray tell


BB

[dennisthemenace]

errr may a year ago (all speeding) but im an honest tax paying citizen now honest

[Mr E]

quote:
Mr e who is manmeet ,like the Im an alcoholic
look right look left

Bizzare. Know anything about snails?

[Ballistic Banana]

what on the back of terrys melody

BB

[dennisthemenace]

got to be carefull here BB i think bob the planner is a and hes in Dorset

[dennisthemenace]

quote:
what on the back of terrys melody

BB

as if ! he's got a GSXR 600 now he an alright bloke , He just cant handle a TL100R and like parking in hedges

[dennisthemenace]

BB look what youve done we have hijacked Mr E's thread

[Ballistic Banana]

quote:
got to be carefull here BB i think bob the planner is a and hes in Dorset

I find many have this many Faces

Due to what kinda mood they r in
IMO of course

BB

[Ballistic Banana]

quote:
BB look what youve done we have hijacked Mr E's thread

We seem to have a habit of doing that

Sorry MR.E

BB

[dennisthemenace]

that works well when your p*ssed :d

Mr E where in the south west are you ?

[Mr E]

I'm evidently either not thinking fast enough or even stupider than I suspected myself of being.

Or both.

Let me go to the fridge and get back to you.......

[Mr E]

quote:
that works well when your p*ssed :d

Mr E where in the south west are you ?

Errr. How accurate do you want this?

An hour from London, and 40 mins from Bristol.

Depends how fast you drive I suppose....

[Ballistic Banana]

quote:
let me go to the fridge and get back to you.......

I ve only got one dumpy left then I'm gonna have to hit the Vino

BB