Ferrari humour

[DavidP]

Something I got in my email this morning:

Apologies to my ex-neighbours

quote:
Modena, Italy:

The Ferrari F1 Team fired their entire Pit-Crew yesterday.

The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the English Government's "Work For the Dole" Scheme, hiring unemployed youths from Liverpool.

The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths in Liverpool were able to remove a set of car wheels in less than 6 seconds. This is despite the lack of proper equipment, and experience compares favourably with Ferrari's existing crew, who can only do it in 8 seconds.

Ferrari expectations have in fact been easily exceeded. During the Crews first practice session, not only were the scousers able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had resprayed and rebadged the car, and sold it to the McLaren Team for the price of four dozen cans of Stella and a gram of Charlie.

[Deester]

I could believe it!