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nmlowe

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1,666 posts

290 months

Tuesday 15th October 2002
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On my journey home today, I was following a Xantia, Behind me was some baseball capped bloke in a rusty old E-reg Sierra.
The road was a 40mph limit, which ran by a housing estate.
The Xantia indicated to turn right, Then slowed down to turn. There were no cars coming the other way.

Whilst we were all slowing down behind the Xantia, the Knob in the sierra decides that it would be a good Idea to overtake and nails it past me, at which point the Xantia is already half way through turning right.
The bloke in the sierra (aiming directly for the drivers door of the xantia) slams on the breaks, then swerves around in front of the xantia (now stopped), and wheel-spins off into the local housing estate, with no gesture of appology????



Leadfoot

1,910 posts

304 months

Tuesday 15th October 2002
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Must've been a CHV.
CHV =
Council
House
Vermin

ghosty o''shark

184 posts

283 months

Tuesday 15th October 2002
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I saw one of the all too common numpty breed myself on Monday morning on the way to work. He was turning left onto the road from a car park, he looked right, pulled out, crossed the white line in the middle of the road for no reason at all, and hit the bus in front of me. I couldn't believe it!!!

Don

28,378 posts

307 months

Wednesday 16th October 2002
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Leadfoot said: Must've been a CHV.




JMGS4

8,889 posts

293 months

Wednesday 16th October 2002
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I have my office in a village of 1500 peeps, and look out onto the lane where the Kindergarten debouches. The maximum distance anyone must walk to take their offspring to Kindergarten here is 700m. It's a lovely autumn morning, a bit damp, but sun shining.
[serious rant mode on]
A local grrenslime sandalista, needless to say an "unemployed" because mentally sick Beamte teacher (a Beamte is a german unfireable civil servant!) (she is officially on permanent "Sick Leave" because she can't take the strain of teaching but being paid till her lifes end beacuse she's a Beamte!)with 4 kids just parked her brand new Toyota Landcruiser long wheelbase desert equipped, bull barred etc in the street. Now I mean IN the street! in the middle of a 4m wide lane where NO ONE is allowed to STOP (apart from School bus) let alone park. left all doors open and went with her mouthy offspring up the steps (20m) to the Kindergarten. and she stops to jaw with someone for 5 minutes. cars pile up behind in both directions, hooting starts, and she just ignores it!!! Well you should have heard the karfuffle when she got back to her Numptymobil! Bitch was almost crying......... serves her bl**dy well right, inconsiderate swine......... what is it with these people? She is the first to ask for a 30kph limit in the village (very rabidly vocal spouting greenslime lies at the Gemeinderat Sitzung) because of ther "endangered" brood, but drives them no further than 500m to Kindergarten in a Landcruiser FFS!!!!!!!! She had been asked why she bought a Landcruiser, answer "well I can see more and if anyone gets in my way I can ram them!!!"

[serious rant mode off] thank goodness I've got that off my chest, I can get back to work now.........