Votes for Saddam

[MajorClanger]

I demand a recount!

[Scruff400]

I heard that he's just been voted to stay in power again.

Won 100% of the votes.

Was the only candidate...

[Bonce]

Ah, so that's how he did it. I thought either:

a) Only he was allowed to vote

or

b) Armed 'guards' checked every ballot paper before it was submitted.

[incorrigible]

How much more democratic can you get

[joust]

Given he only got 99% last time - I presume he sent his army around to that 1% and had them shot....

J

[mr_tony]

seems that persons who voted 'no' in the last one had a habbit of dissapearing.

The only safe way to register your dissaproval was to hand in a blank paper, which will obviously not count. Obviously the outcome will therefore be -

10 out of 10 Iraqis who expressed a preference said that Saddam was great...

I guess we'll never find out what percentage of the population were prepared to express their preference.

[Podie]

incorrigible said: How much more democratic can you get

Seems perfectly reasonable to me...

[JMGS4]

The way it's progressing in Britain nowadays expect PhonyToniesCronies to have their "helpers" doing the same at the next british election.......

[Big_M]

Not so funny actually - I have yet to met someone who voted (or admits to voting) for Bliar in the last election. I do live down south however - but even so the local MP is Laborious so someone must have voted for them.

[rpguk]

I love that guy, Sadam always cracks me up, I rekon he should drop the Hussain bit as well and just become "Sadam" A La Madonna

[tvradict]

Big_M said: Not so funny actually - I have yet to met someone who voted (or admits to voting) for Bliar in the last election. I do live down south however - but even so the local MP is Laborious so someone must have voted for them.

I'll Admit it (hangs head in shame)

Yes I voted for labour in the last general election for 3 reasons.

1. He was making sense at the time but I was in my student state ie Drunk.

2. All the other candidates around here are pr*cks!

and C. Would you really want William Hague running the country.

Oh, and if it took the Tory's 18 years to assist the masses in F*cking the country up, it's gonna take Bliars lot at least 36 to sort it. But based on the events on the past few months I have ammended that figure to 360!

>> Edited by tvradict on Wednesday 16th October 21:16

[JohnL]

tvradict said:

Big_M said: Not so funny actually - I have yet to met someone who voted (or admits to voting) for Bliar in the last election. I do live down south however - but even so the local MP is Laborious so someone must have voted for them.

I'll Admit it (hangs head in shame)

Yes I voted for labour in the last general election for 3 reasons.

1. He was making sense at the time but I was in my student state ie Drunk.

2. All the other candidates around here are pr*cks!

and C. Would you really want William Hague running the country.

Oh, and if it took the Tory's 18 years to assist the masses in F*cking the country up, it's gonna take Bliars lot at least 36 to sort it. But based on the events on the past few months I have ammended that figure to 360!

>> Edited by tvradict on Wednesday 16th October 21:16

*ahem* yeah me too

Do you really think Oor Tonie's going to sort anything out, ever?

Vote Diberal Lemoncrat!! Then again ...

[jmorgan]

I voted for the local loony but labour still got in, so no change there.

[Ballistic Banana]

tvradict said: i admit it (hangs head in shame)

Yes I voted for labour in the last general election for 3 reasons.

1. He was making sense at the time but I was in my student state ie Drunk.

Yeah makes sense

2. All the other candidates around here are pr*cks!

Totally agree with that

and C. Would you really want William Hague running the country.

Now that would of been fun

Oh, and if it took the Tory's 18 years to assist the masses in F*cking the country up, it's gonna take Bliars lot at least 36 to sort it. But based on the events on the past few months I have ammended that figure to 360!

Torys took 18yrs up what the labour goverment fuked up before them.

So i'm moving to Iraq and gonna vote for ahm Saddam and be one of the 100%

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