HAIL KUBRICK: THEY DIDN'T GO TO THE MOON!!!!!!!!

[Thom]

I'm just watching a TV programm on ARTE.

The movie of Armstrong and Aldrin putting their feet on the moon is a fake:
It was directed by Stanley Kubrick in GB, just after he had finished 2001.
Everything was supervised by Kissinger; Rumsfeld and Haig were in, too.
The decision was taken by Nixon, who later took the decision to get the people involved murdered by the CIA.
Everything is just said there on the TV!

Now I'm glad to see that my theory that nobody went to the Moon is getting widely spread

PS: when there's a weird business going on, there's always a Brit around!

[Thom]

Oh no, they just announced that the program was a big joke...How stupid I have been...

[HiRich]

Might explain why the recent, most detailed ever survey of the moon couldn't find the lunar landers...

[Thom]

What is definitely sure, though, is that the movie is a fake, since none of the images and pics taken there survived the journey.

>> Edited by Thom on Wednesday 16th October 20:52

[jmorgan]

It did happen, it was on the telly.....so must be true
(actually I do believe it, I think)

[Bonce]

I read about the moon landing on the internet recently so I'm sure it really truly happened.

[Harrigan]

www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=14410&f=23&h=0&hw=

[k27]

I just found out that Pamela Anderson's tit's are fake

[dennisthemenace]

If they had been to the moon surely they would have found a london bus elvis and a ww2 bomber , its true they are all up there it was in the daily star

[Fer]

k27 said: I just found out that Pamela Anderson's tit's are fake

You mean no one has ever landed on them?

Edited to remove the word Mungo.

[Don]

k27 said: I just found out that Pamela Anderson's tit's are fake

NO! Really? My whole world has been shattered.

[marki]

k27 said: I just found out that Pamela Anderson's tit's are fake

Are you serious !!!

[marki]

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You mean no one has ever landed on them?

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Now i think we all know that someone has landed on them Puppies

[SBD]

Well Tommy Lee did, I've seen the movie........!!

[Pelo]

Aye? there is no moon! what are you people on? everybody knows that the purple golliwogs are responsible! aranoidandroid:

heres a quality quote:
"Fuck you... Ive been to the Moooon!"

[marki]

Pelo said: Aye? there is no moon! what are you people on? everybody knows that the purple golliwogs are responsible! aranoidandroid:

heres a quality quote:
"Fuck you... Ive been to the Moooon!"

Golliwogs I THOUGHT WE WERE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY THE G WORD ANYMORE

[K27]

marki said:

k27 said: I just found out that Pamela Anderson's tit's are fake

Are you serious !!!

And! she's no longer a virgin

[M@H]

Last post edited to reomve the word Mungo ?

[neil_cardiff]

Thom said: What is definitely sure, though, is that the movie is a fake, since none of the images and pics taken there survived the journey.

>> Edited by Thom on Wednesday 16th October 20:52

Er, wasn't the video images supposedly beamed back live (ish) by satelite?

[marki]

K27 said:
And! she's no longer a virgin

oh man all my illusions are now shattered