Office Horror!!!

[flasher]

Been out of the office for a couple of days....and I have returned to find that the new Office Support Clerk has started....

She is in her fifties (at least) and is the closest thing to a Bet Lynch mini-me you have ever seen. High heels, leather mini skirt, low cut top and the whole contents of Boots make up counter plastered on her face!!! Don't know why but everytime I go to the printer I'm getting a "knowing grin" from her...

Help!!!

anyone else have a similar situation???

[Podie]

Mungo - please report your location IMMEDIATELY!

[mel]

Ask her if she moonlights in the Spread Eagle or the Axe Wound ??? If so you'll be seeing her in more detail next Friday.

[Fer]

Hmm, sounds like you need a new breed of super hero. "Mungoman" - faster than a speeding ticket (except not in the Laguna), able to jump anything that moves.

Mungo, I do look forward to finally meeting you, if only to watch for hints and tips.

(Edited to add "hints and" to try and avoid the knob gags)

[Fer]

Mungo, I hope to be at VW. BTaP and HnP are not possible right now. I am away surfing down in Devon.

See you there!

[flasher]

Worst thing is my partner in crime in the office,Dan, has noticed her too and has just uttered the dreaded words "would you do her?"........

Mungo, could do with you here mate as she might discover someone else to check out at the printer..

Just had the weekly opps meeting and no-one else could work out why I proposed moving the printer

Quote from Dan....."mutton dressed as mutton"

>> Edited by flasher on Thursday 17th October 12:44

[Podie]

flasher said:
Quote from Dan....."mutton dressed as mutton"

By the sound sof it, I'd be glad it isn't mutton dressed as lamb..!

[iguana]

Sounds more like Mutton dressed as Spam!

[anonymous-user]

Sounds more like a pig

[mel]

Go on Flash get a Digi pic and post it up, we could start our very own office gronk board.

[cotty]

flasher said: Worst thing is my partner in crime in the office,Dan, has noticed her too and has just uttered the dreaded words "would you do her?"........

At least thats better that "would you kick her back doors in" that I get asked whenever a girl walks past

[Podie]

mel said: Go on Flash get a Digi pic and post it up, we could start our very own office gronk board.

www.officemunters.com

[CleG]

lol Flasher, encourage it, its amusing

There is a marketing manager I have to deal with who is a bit keen, she is about 50 yrs young .. she looks like Esther Ransen .. prob would after a few beers though.

I would draw the line on Helen Daniels who used to be in Neighbours.

[flasher]

Secretary just told me (over lunch ) that her name is "Sue" to which I replied " Well I would if I looked like that"

I will attempt an office pic but it may be difficult...

One broken digital camera coming up!!!

[CleG]

Lol true Mungo .. I would not do Mrs mangle (would you?), she is like death on a stick.

Flasher .. yup please get a piccy

Edit .. flasher tell her you need it for the company files or something, I have to take pics when some of our departments employ

>> Edited by CleG on Thursday 17th October 14:28

[CleG]

P.S the booty on the right works in the orifice across from me

[mel]

flasher said:
I will attempt an office pic but it may be difficult...

I've now got this mental image of Flasher sneeking about the office with a camera trying to get a covert pic of the growler, and then getting caught. How the hell do you blag that one ??? "terribly sorry I had to get a picture of you because my mates on the internet just wouldn't believe quiet how much of minger you were, good day"

[CleG]

lol Mel .. I bet she will be like a PitBull chewing a wasp .. or Wesp, when he does it

Duck .. handbad with house brick on its way

[M@H]

Nice line Mel... just imagine the look on her face too

[mondeoman]

CleG said: P.S the booty on the right works in the orifice across from me

How the did you get that picture!!