Sent to my room to think about what I've done....

[CarZee]

Mrs Zee's holding a Virgin Vie party so I'm confined to quarters for the evening...

Bah humbug.. could at least have been Anne Summers..

[Dazren]

PH should be quite active tonight then.

Might be an idea for you to suggest to Mrs Zee the types of party you woulld prefer to see happening at home.

DAZ
(going to the pub)

[CarZee]

Dazren said: Might be an idea for you to suggest to Mrs Zee the types of party you woulld prefer to see happening at home.

I already did, Daz.. no avail I'm afraid.. still, I've thereby discovered that theres a house in my close occupied by four blonde birds

[Bodo]

CarZee said: [snip] I've thereby discovered that theres a house in my close occupied by four blonde birds

Errrm, and what stops you from just walking over and say hello to mungo and probably have a beer or five, if the birds (still) have cold beer in the fridge?

[yertis]

I'm confined to the workstation-under-the-stairs designing a website for my father-in-law...

If it's any consolation Carz, Anne Summers gear is crap. In particular, the vibrators have a very short fatigue life...

[Big_M]

yertis said:
If it's any consolation Carz, Anne Summers gear is crap.

I particularly liked their christmas wrapping paper with Santa rogering the reindeer - my dad thought it was really good too!

[yertis]

I've considerable experience in the field. Most Anne Summers vibes are made from low grade plastics and use a very simple unbalanced mass and electric motor to achieve their effect. The result of this is that the motor to casing mounting point breaks down and the motor starts to vibrate against the casing. This causes excessive noise. The speed controls usually consist of a crude rheostat which often fails in use, giving unpredictable performance, or limiting the frequency and amplitude of the vibration. This can cause the vibrator to fail to deliver climax. Furthermore, the electric motors themselves have to internally absorb the unbalanced rotational forces - they too fail prematurely.

[yertis]

I was once infatuated with a Charlotte, but wasn't her type and failed to get so mauch as a sniff...

[Bodo]

yertis said: I've considerable experience in the field. Most Anne Summers vibes are made from low grade plastics and use a very simple unbalanced mass and electric motor to achieve their effect. The result of this is that the motor to casing mounting point breaks down and the motor starts to vibrate against the casing. This causes excessive noise. The speed controls usually consist of a crude rheostat which often fails in use, giving unpredictable performance, or limiting the frequency and amplitude of the vibration. This can cause the vibrator to fail to deliver climax. Furthermore, the electric motors themselves have to internally absorb the unbalanced rotational forces - they too fail prematurely.

These motors must be made by Lucas! My wiper motors are loud an unpowerful, as is the washer pump, starter, etc. All made by Lucas

[Big_M]

yertis said: I've considerable experience in the field.

Yertis - Do you own a sex shop then?

[yertis]

Big_M said:

yertis said: I've considerable experience in the field.

Yertis - Do you own a sex shop then?

No but I've had cause to do.... research.

[SGirl]

yertis said:No but I've had cause to do.... research.

Oo-er!