Most un-PC quote ever?
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On a slightly different note, on last nights 'Changing Rooms' (ok, there was nothing else on) Anna Whatshername made some crappy snow globe thing with a plate, a pyrex bowl, a Thunderbird car (as the decoration in the middle) and loads of golden glitter.
After she had made it, and the glue had set, she shook it up and announced: "You can't see the car for the golden shower!"
She looks a bit dirty, and was wondering if the minx had said this intentionally!
After she had made it, and the glue had set, she shook it up and announced: "You can't see the car for the golden shower!"
She looks a bit dirty, and was wondering if the minx had said this intentionally!
Not quite un-pc but a larf for bad quotes
www.private-eye.co.uk/balls.htm
Take a look at I Spy as well, well the whole lot really
www.private-eye.co.uk/balls.htm
Take a look at I Spy as well, well the whole lot really
I didn't hear this but Churchill of the Winston variety is famous for his cutting put downs;
my favourite is;
Female dinner guest: Do you mind if I smoke?
Churchill: I don't care if you burn.....
Much better than the one where he's accused of being drunk and he replies that the accuser is ugly but at least he'll be sober in the morning.........
my favourite is;
Female dinner guest: Do you mind if I smoke?
Churchill: I don't care if you burn.....
Much better than the one where he's accused of being drunk and he replies that the accuser is ugly but at least he'll be sober in the morning.........
SBudden said: On a slightly different note, on last nights 'Changing Rooms' (ok, there was nothing else on) Anna Whatshername made some crappy snow globe thing with a plate, a pyrex bowl, a Thunderbird car (as the decoration in the middle) and loads of golden glitter.
After she had made it, and the glue had set, she shook it up and announced: "You can't see the car for the golden shower!"
She looks a bit dirty, and was wondering if the minx had said this intentionally!
I noticed that. She is a hooer.
CarZee said: I dunno if any of you remember the child abuse scandal in Cleveland (Teeside I think)...
Roy 'Chubby' Brown walked on stage in Cleveland and said:
"Blimey! There's a lot of you here - I thought you'd all be at home fcuking your kids!"
I remember that! Most of the time hes not funny, but every now and again he comes up with an absolute diamond.
I like the Duke Of Wellingtons stated opposition to the GWR 'Public transport encourages the working class to move around'.
Matt.
.Mark said:
tailslider said: Brian Sewell is an arrogant screaming *unt.
He's funny though! I'm convinced most of it is put on.
Edited to remove the words up, stuck and tw8t
>> Edited by .Mark on Friday 25th October 12:50
& knob jockey.............
Am I allowed to say that, probably not
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