Wholesale Slaughter

[SBD]

Right, I have the whole of next week off.
Hurrah.
I will be spending this week on my farm murdering anything that moves especially that bastard fox his days are numbered I'm telling you. Fur or feather I'm not fussed barring a) birds of prey as they're even better at this killing malarky than I and b) badgers as my dog thinks he's hard and he needs teaching a lesson after peeing in my car the other day.
Anyone want any spare carcasses (sp?) I may have?
Please don't bother posting what a heartlees barsteward I am as a) I don't care and b)I don't have a go at you when having to suffer the odious results of all the rabbit food you eat.

[DavidP]

Fill yer boots SBD

[tailslider]

Have you ever seen the film Deer Hunter? Well, the main guy (De Nero) is rather insistant in making the kill with only one bullit. I guess it makes the hunt a little more sportsman like.

[N17 TVR]

Don't stop with the fox, get your eye in on him and then start taking out 'asylum seekers', 'travellers' and dole cheats.....

[.Mark]

N17 TVR said: Don't stop with the fox, get your eye in on him and then start taking out 'asylum seekers', 'travellers' and dole cheats.....

There's one for the 'Most Un-PC quote ever' Thread

[SBD]

Why would I want to do that N17?

Did once have travellers try it on: "we know the owner he said it's OK", "I am the owner and it isn't OK, now fcuk off".

Don't think they were expecting the owner to be even crustier than they were Hey we were all young once.....

[N17 TVR]

SBD said: Why would I want to do that N17?

It would help reduce evryone's ing tax bill for a start.....

[SBD]

Yeah but then who would I pay below minimum wage to pick my crops?

Would be a change from clay pigeon though....

[N17 TVR]

SBD said: Yeah but then who would I pay below minimum wage to pick my crops?

Thats the spirit !

Don't shoot the poor, but help them get fit by setting the dogs on them

[Spoonman]

N17 TVR said:

Don't shoot the poor, but help them get fit by setting the dogs on them

Should keep them warm this winter, too.

[SBD]

my Jack Russel has perfected the leaping testical headbutt. It's great entertainment when people come to visit. The wolfhound just tries to disembowel their children.