Proof that the queen is a top Aussie
Proof that the queen is a top Aussie
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Esprit

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Thursday 31st October 2002
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Heheeh the whole site is worth a browse, some great Aussie pisstaking..... the Queen page is particularly funny though..... worth a look:

www.geocities.com/topaussieguide/index.htm



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Monday, 4pm: The Queen was observed laughing loudly and fanning air away from herself after inadvertently letting a massive fart rip out.
"We are glad that's out" said Her Majesty, before laughing again and shaking her head.
"Well spoken!" said her mate Johnno, who was nearby.
"**** me, that's rotten" Johnno added a short time later.
Royal insiders told how the Queen often farts, especially after a meal of Heinz Chilli Beans, but said she usually blamed it on the dog.
"Christ, that had staying power" said Johnno, 10 minutes after the incident.
The Queen later refuted an allegation from Johnno that something had crawled up her arse and died.




>>> Edited by Esprit on Thursday 31st October 13:52

Esprit

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6,373 posts

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Friday 1st November 2002
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Ok... the link should actually work now

marki

15,763 posts

293 months

Friday 1st November 2002
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Esprit said: Ok... the link should actually work now


oh no its not

edited to say SORRY CARZZZ

Esprit

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6,373 posts

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Friday 1st November 2002
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aaaahhh f bloody geocities....well, take my word for it... it's bloody funny.

what a shit thread this is :P