Arrrrgggggghhhhh Sleighbells are *NOT* ringing!!!!

[CarZee]

just been down the shops and now have "walking in a poxy winter wonderland" in me brain.. barstewards.. I'm gonna be getting meself some earplugs..

and when the bloody chrimbo mobile rings start I'll be arming up with my mobile jammer..

feckin erse!

And I'll be driving up to Birmingham and personally mutilating Noddy Holder for his crimes against music..

[Marcos Maniac]

bah! HUMBUG!!!

[scruff400]

just been down the shops and now have "walking in a poxy winter wonderland" in me brain.. barstewards.. I'm gonna be getting meself some earplugs..

and when the bloody chrimbo mobile rings start I'll be arming up with my mobile jammer..

feckin erse!

It's CHRISTmass all the way in Broadmead shopping centre, complete with unemployed drunks in foam suits worrying children.. Ace.

I might enjoy this one..

..on holiday in New Zeeland...

And I'll be driving up to Birmingham and personally mutilating Noddy Holder for his crimes against music

Nothing wrong with those boots though..



>> Edited by scruff400 on Thursday 31st October 16:38

[alex200mph]

chrimbo songs already, how depressing

[mattjbatch]

Just buy everything on t'internet. No fcuking sleigbells, raindeer or fat bearded paedophiles in red suits

[scruff400]

mattjbatch said: fat bearded paedophiles in red suits

Oi leave the red suit alone...

[incorrigible]

[holderesque]
IT'S CHRIIIIISTMAAAAS
[/holderesque]

White Christmas, my arse. But then if Bing sang about Tuscan Rs and Liz Hurley soaping up after a hard day at the mud wrestling, he probably wouldn't have sold as many records

[Bonce]

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride on a one horse open sleigh-hey!
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way!
etc etc

Merry Christmas Carzee!

[Marcos Maniac]

Ted can you ask the band to play a Christmas song at BT&P especially for Carzee

[CarZee]

I've never said this and meant it before, but

F-ck Off Bonce!

[moleamol]

Bloody hell CZ lad. You remind me of one of them 'cool kids' you get at college. You know the type, they greet you with 'hiiiiiiiiiyyyiiiiiiii!'. Then they'd be like 'My God man, this Christmas thing is soooooo overdone, it's soooo commercial, I just can't hack it any more, I wish it would all just like, go away, I'm not celebrating Christmas' then 'oooooooh is that glitter, Wow! aren't these reindeer horns sooooooo cool'.

But I don't really think of you like that, I just think yr a miserable old git

[rs1952]

My vote is with Carzee again.

Roll on December 27th!!!!!

[scruff400]

Can I just say you're all interupting me from enjoying my Samhein...

[Maf]

mattjbatch said: Just buy everything on t'internet. No fcuking sleigbells, raindeer or fat bearded paedophiles in red suits

I thought there were paedophiles by the bucket loads on the internet?

Otherwise throughly agree with the big Z, humbug to it all, though I pardon Noddy.

Maf

[Bonce]

CarZee said: I've never said this and meant it before, but

F-ck Off Bonce!

Ooh! Mr Grumpy!

Sorry Carzee. I just wanted to be the first to wish you a very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

Oh, while I'm at it, Happy Easter mate.

[CarZee]

Quite, Bonce.. merry mid-week bankholiday to you too mate

[Tony Hall]

Can't agree more roll on the 27th Dec.

[Captain Muppet]

Tony Hall said: Can't agree more roll on the 27th Dec.

You mean the start of Easter?

[stedale]

You beat me to it Carzee I was just about to have a pre christmas rant - am I the only one that could live without it?

And don't get me going on the shopping hell: parking, HA! 45 minutes to leave the dognamn car park - and a merry frickin chritmas to you too mate with your magnetic bumpers. LET ME OUT!!

Ahem, sorry just had to let it out.

ad infinitum.

[Marcos Maniac]

Bonce said:

CarZee said: I've never said this and meant it before, but

F-ck Off Bonce!

Ooh! Mr Grumpy!

Sorry Carzee. I just wanted to be the first to wish you a very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

Oh, while I'm at it, Happy Easter mate.

Doh! You forgot to mention New Year