Challenge CarZee

[SBD]

As it's friday and I'm bored, hungover, frustrated and have nothing special to look forward to this w/e I thought we could play a little game. Seeing as CarZee is a) usually up for a challenge b) has an abnormally large amount of useless knowledge stored in his bonce and c) appears to have nothing to do either (ever) I wondered if he would care to join in?
The game is: Who can come up with the most bizarre but feasible calculation/question for CZ to answer? Can we keep off the poo a la "Perks of the Job" thread as I am feeling somewhat queasy at the moment (yes I know I started it but I wasn't expecting the subject to be adopted quite so enthusiastically).
What do you thin are you game CarZee?

[Oi_Oi_Savaloy]

I'm up for this;

Question: How many 2-slot toasters would it take to fill the Millenium dome?

[mel]

But you've got to remember Carzee has the power of google behind him

[adeewuff]

Since this is a cheery Friday thread I thought I'd chuck this in...

www.pornolize.com and then stick the pistonheads URL into it.

Be sure that you are ready for it though, it's certainly a different take on pistonheads don't you think?

>> Edited by adeewuff on Friday 8th November 11:48

[CarZee]

Bring it on

I will be going to the pub shortly though, to quell my hangover so expect abnormal service to halt between about 12 & 2..

[SBD]

BTW thought I should add that that "lines close" at 14:00 hrs at which point CZ chooses which one to answer and then has to reply by 14:45 hrs.

Mine: How long would you have to sandwhich someone in a sunbed on max power to kill them (assuming death comes from overexposure and not suffocation etc.)?

[Podie]

b) has an abnormally large amount of useless knowledge stored in his bonce

Does Bonce know this? What about Mrs Bonce...? How does she feel about CZ storing large amounts of useless knowledge in Bonce?

[Podie]

Challenge:

How many "knob gags" can Podie, Mungo, Iguana, N17 TVR, incorri... incorridg... in.. that bloke (sp?), plotloss and M@H make in one thread, before Ted locks it?

[CarZee]

Podie said: What about Mrs Bonce...? How does she feel about CZ storing large amounts of useless knowledge in Bonce?

why would she care? she's too busy turning lesbians

[jeremyc]

What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[plotloss]

Is the area taken up by all the cars that enter london bigger than london itself? If so, where do all the cars go?

Alternatively

How many mouthfulls of water would it take to empty Loch Lomond?



Matt.

[Fourwheeldrift]

jeremyc said: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

European or African?

[Podie]

mungo said:
Working out = How many nob gags before they start going over the "line" then how many cross the line before Ted starts jangling his keys around

Easy. 1 - if done by Podie.

[iguana]

Podie said: Challenge:

How many "knob gags" can Podie, Mungo, Iguana, N17 TVR, incorri... incorridg... in.. that bloke (sp?), plotloss and M@H make in one thread, before Ted locks it?

Me, knob gags, I think you have me very much mistaken young man. I am far above all that more interested and knowledgeable about the copulation frequency of Puffins and in fact almost any sea birds. Obuiously exluding seagulls, seagulls are vermin, death to seagulls.

[Podie]

iguana said:

Podie said: Challenge:

How many "knob gags" can Podie, Mungo, Iguana, N17 TVR, incorri... incorridg... in.. that bloke (sp?), plotloss and M@H make in one thread, before Ted locks it?

Me, knob gags, I think you have me very much mistaken young man. I am far above all that more interested and knowledgeable about the copulation frequency of Puffins and in fact almost any sea birds. Obuiously exluding seagulls, seagulls are vermin, death to seagulls.

So what about shags then? - the birds, obviously...

[jeremyc]

Fourwheeldrift said:

jeremyc said: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

European or African?

Huh? I....I don't know that. Auuuuuuuugh!

[Graham.J]

Fourwheeldrift said:

jeremyc said: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

European or African?

DAMN, Beat me to it!!!

Here we go then CZ, Why do we always press the buttons harder on the television handset when we know the batteries are dead?

or..

If you are going to shoot a mime artist, do you need to use a silencer?

or..

Why is there an eject button on your VCR handset when you have to get up to take the tape out anyway?

Take your pick.

[iguana]

Podie said:
So what about shags then? - the birds, obviously...

well shags (the bird) is a difficult one as it can all get a bit confusing be cause in order to reproduce shags shag shags to make baby shags who when matured also shag shags to make shags.

ya see its just to difficult so I tend to stick to Albatross, Puffins and occasionally the all knowing Owl.

[plotloss]

Where does your lap go when you stand up?

Or, my personal favourite

If the universe is everything and yet is expanding. Whats it expanding into?

Matt.

[iguana]

I think I need a lie down........