When is a phallus not a phallus?

[Captain Muppet]

...when it's a car. I saw some shitey low brow Ford programme on telly last night, just when I was dropping off to sleep this utter twat churned out the "car is a penis" theory. I hate that!
Cars do not look like cocks.

[sparkey]

You haven't seen my cock then....

[nubbin]

Sparkey, is your car a soft top....

...and single exhaust, presumably.

[M-Five]

nubbin said: Sparkey, is your car a soft top....

...and single exhaust, presumably.

It's probably one with bull bars at the front or a roll-over hoop!

[Captain Muppet]

I'm impressed - straight to the cock gags!

[Graham.J]

Blimey, nearly an hour after the first gag and it's not been binned, has Ted gone to sleep..... where's Podie, as soon as he posts it'll be binned.

[raceboy]

So whats this saying about Jesus then

S'pose his old mans done him a favour

[Captain Muppet]

raceboy said: So whats this saying about Jesus then
www.pistonheads.com/news/images/5798-1.jpg
S'pose his old mans done him a favour

Damn Peter Perfect in the Turbo Terrific - the ultimate proof that a car can look like a cock.

[Captain Muppet]

Graham.J said: Blimey, nearly an hour after the first gag and it's not been binned, has Ted gone to sleep..... where's Podie, as soon as he posts it'll be binned.

He must be ill - I even mentioned Ford...

[Fat Bob]

raceboy said: So whats this saying about Jesus then

S'pose his old mans done him a favour

JC looks way out of it! Either he's just done the quarter mile or he's on some other bad trip.

[adeewuff]

I think this is one for the girls...