Should you buy an MX5, MR2 or MGF
Should you buy an MX5, MR2 or MGF
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hughjayteens

Original Poster:

2,029 posts

291 months

Thursday 14th November 2002
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This test should help you decide:

1) It is your bedtime. What do you do with your pillow?

a) Sleep on it.

b) Bite it.

2) You have been offered two positions at a fudge factory. Which

do you take?

a) Producer

b) Packer

3) If you were a ferret, what would be your favourite food?

a) Grubs and beetles

b) Chutney

4) You are a jockey. What is your preferred steed?

a) A horse

b) A sausage

5) Imagine you are attacked by an aggressive piece of chocolate.

Would you:

a) melt it

b) stab it

6) You are a butcher's boy. How do you deliver your meat?

a) Proudly at the front door

b) Furtively up the back passage

7) Your garden is on a slope. How do you perform your gardening?

a) Downhill

b) Uphill

8) Imagine a shirt is in your way. How would you move it?

a) Manfully discard it from your path

b) Lift it.

> 9) As a keen sportsman, how do you like javelins?
>
> a) Thrown by old boilers like Fatima Whitbread?
>
> b) Made of spam
>
> 10) You want to learn to play a musical instrument. What do you
>
> decide to play?
>
> c) a piano
>
> d) a pink oboe
>
> 11) You are an offshore driller. What do you drill for?
>
> a) Oil
>
> b) Marmite
>
> 12) You are a marine biologist. What is your favourite animal?
>
> a) Scollops
>
> b) Chocolate starfish
>
> 13) In the Wild West, you need a law maker. Do you choose the man
>
> with the...
>
> a) Shiny Deputy badge
>
> b) Rusty Sheriff badge



Stolen from Evo but I thought you'd like it!!

incorrigible

13,668 posts

284 months

Thursday 14th November 2002
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Do you like your threads

a. for people to post on

b. to get locked veryfastindeed

levensnevel

245 posts

295 months

Thursday 14th November 2002
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Wouldn't be too difficult once you've read the article at:
www.autoexpress.co.uk/news/ae_news_story.php?id=31648

Levensnevel