I HATE CATS

[inmate]

I would like to remind everyone that during the firemens strike, you should put your cat out before going to bed!

[mattjbatch]

How come exactly?

EDIT: Hang on, is that just a really crap joke that nearly went over my head?

>> Edited by mattjbatch on Sunday 17th November 15:37

[Harrigan]

"Min, did you put the cat out? Why, is it on fire?"

The Goons!!!

[Jason F]

Did anyone see the old joke in private eye (I think) with the cat sat up the tree with a sign saying Scab, while the fireman is below going, look, do you want to be rescued or not??

[alan_driver]

cats are anoying things, mine puts paw prints on the bonet and window and ALWAYS wants feeding! bloody things

[MikeyT]

alan_driver said: cats are anoying things, mine puts paw prints on the bonet and window and ALWAYS wants feeding! bloody things

So does mine, but I wouldn't be without the feline bastards!

[apache]

us too...just got two new additions to the family, a pair of Bengal kittens, amazing animals

[dennisthemenace]

My mother has a tabby which gives my spaniels hell one of them killed my kitten though

[DancingMoose]

I'm a little bit alergic to cats. Several of them have nearly killed me.

them all!

[bryanlister]

How do you make a cat go woof?

Gallon of 4 star. I thank you.

[yertis]

DancingMoose said: I'm a little bit alergic to cats. Several of them have nearly killed me.

them all!

Sounds more like you're seriously allergic to cats, unless several oif them ganged up on you (not funny to be that allergic to anything actually)

[ben lizard]

apache ,

don't mean to be rude but how much did you pay for the bengal's as i want one but was qouted about a grand for one , it was a white one as well , which was a bit on the expensive side i thought

[nubbin]

Apache, are Bengals those extra large moggies I heard about a few years ago? Or is it a breed I've never heard of?

I prefer cats to dogs - bloody smelly, holiday-spoiling, smelly-shitted bastards!

[david010167]

sounds more like children...


[quote- bloody smelly, holiday-spoiling, smelly-shitted bastards!

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[Richard92c2]

I have a neighbour that has two "British Short Hair" Cats, or at least he says they're cats, One weighs 8.5Kgs (Brindle type thingy named Charles) and the other a wopping 9kgs (jet black, named Thunder), You have to see these things to believe it. They look like bloody leopards walking around the garden! I feel sorry for any dog that tries it on with them.

[mel]

I HATE CATS.

So do I they stiffle the glorious roar of a V8, cut them them out chuck them away and fit a sports zorst

[Fatboy]

Apache, are Bengals those extra large moggies I heard about a few years ago? Or is it a breed I've never heard of?

I thought Bengals were tigers?

[yertis]

Bengal Cats are sort of biggish tabby brown cats normally, with subtle tiger stripes on their spine.

They are extemely intelligent animals - a friend of mine has had to change all the door handles in his house because his two bengals figured out how to to operate the door handles and let themselves into rooms. When I stayed their, the cats transferred the entire contents of my overnight bag from my room to secret hidey-holes behind the sofa, downstairs. They wouldn't say why, but I suppose they had their own mysterious purpose.

>> Edited by yertis on Monday 18th November 13:03

[apache]

Fatboy said:

Apache, are Bengals those extra large moggies I heard about a few years ago? Or is it a breed I've never heard of?

I thought Bengals were tigers?

I think we may have bitten off more than we can chew with these, they originated from cross breeding a mountain lion and an Abassinian....don't ask me how, they are a large cat with a spotted leopard type coat. I had Abbies before and they were positively meek compared to these nutters, extremely inquisitive and intelligent (the small one helped me do my tax return last night)and at 17 weeks too aggressive to play with (had my arm reattached previous weekend).....top entertainment value though

[marki]

apache said:
I think we may have bitten off more than we can chew with these, they originated from cross breeding a mountain lion and an Abassinian....don't ask me how, they are a large cat with a spotted leopard type coat. I had Abbies before and they were positively meek compared to these nutters, extremely inquisitive and intelligent (the small one helped me do my tax return last night)and at 17 weeks too aggressive to play with (had my arm reattached previous weekend).....top entertainment value though

They sound Ace to me , post a pic please Apache