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nonegreen

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7,803 posts

297 months

Sunday 15th December 2002
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Great, very funny, hated the ending. KIN PALIN Ahhhh... Lifetime achievement award. He is not even funny, never was and only dead from the neck up. Stupid bleedin fish dance, a song about a pervert lumberjack and that daft parrot rubbish. "every sperm is bloody sacred" I wish his dad had had a bloody wank instead. Then the twat can't get a bloody job when his tallented mates move on so wangles a sodding great holiday driving round the world twice at the licence payers expense. The result was crap but we had to watch it cos it cost so bloody much to make. To cap it all the cheeky bastard starts whineing about How he was inspired by Peter Cooke et al. If they were his inspiration he must have been totally shit prior to their input. He could not resist a political comment either, suggesting comedians should be dropped into Iraq. I guess that excludes him then.. None of this rant had anything to do with his chairmanship of T2000, honest.....

rpguk

4,514 posts

311 months

Sunday 15th December 2002
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Palin lives just down the road from me. Can't say I hate or love him, I'm quite indifferent to his life.

I personally can't stand TV awards shows, music ones are bad enough, but the TV ones, god they are sooooo tedious, and (slightly OT) is it me or is there a soap award every other week? With the same people at each one and the same pic in the tabloids of that tart off eastenders (kat?) falling over pissed, is she the most overrated 'thing' ever? I don't care if she looks like she'd be a dirty so and so in bed, I'm sure mother tresa would have been as well

Graham.J

5,420 posts

286 months

Sunday 15th December 2002
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Who was that fat pi**ed bloke (can't remember his name) god he got on my nerves. Jonathan Woss was pretty good I thought, but it all went on a bit IMO.

waylander

35 posts

292 months

Sunday 15th December 2002
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nonegreen,

i read one of your posts a few weeks ago, Palin, President of Transport 2000? I checked it out

Oh for Palin, Begg and Livingstone to be standing together and a high velocity rifle

where's outlaw when you need 'im

maranellouk

2,066 posts

290 months

Sunday 15th December 2002
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......or for them to be standing a tad too close to the edge of the train platform when a gust of wind should happen to visit precious few seconds before the express steams through.

Sorry, very wrong to wish pain and misery on others. Mind you they get paid to do it don't they?

Back on topic: Give another award to Blackadder as it is still one of the funniest programs ever. Special mentions for Stephen Fry as I think he is a genius.

MikeyT

18,203 posts

298 months

Sunday 15th December 2002
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The show was crap – too many egos in one building.

Palin IS/WAS funny - whether or not he's involved in T2000 – comedy has moved on a bit since his day, but I defy anyone not to cackle heartily at MPFC.

Get a grip nonegreen!

rich 36

13,739 posts

293 months

Sunday 15th December 2002
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Can you help, what is the name of the docu-spoof on TV
last year written and presented by that bloke that does the voice over for the TV licence ads Chris???
Cheers guys