The Stud Farm

[bradders]

A guy owns a horse stud farm. One day a friend phones him up ,
"I've sent a dwarf with a speech impediment to see you. He wants to buy a
horse" Sure enough the dwarf turns up.

Dwarf asks " I want to buy a horth"

The owner asks him "Do you want a male horse or a female horse ?"
The Dwarf replies "A female horth"

The owner shows him a Mare.
"Nithe Horth" says the Dwarf, "can I thee her eyth?" The owner picks up the
Dwarf to show him the Horses eyes."Nithe eyth" says the Dwarf "can I thee
her teeth?" Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.
"Nithe teeth, can I see her eerth?" The Dwarf asks. By now the owner is
getting a little fed up, but again picks up the Dwarf to show him the Horses
ears.

"Nithe eerth," he says "I can see her twot?" With this the owner picks up
the Dwarf & shoves his head deep inside the horses vagina, holding him there
for a second before pulling him out & putting down.

"Perhaps I should rephrase that" said the Dwarf, "can I see her wun awound
?"

[wedg1e]

I just coffeed the monitor.

Ian