How nerdy are you?
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miniman

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29,791 posts

289 months

Friday 20th December 2002
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OK, following on from Steve Coogan's interview on TG and in TG mag, how nerdy are we all? Steve Coogan can tell the difference between a 993 and 996 by the sound of the door slamming.

Anyone got any similar skills?

I'll kick off by saying that I'm a dab hand at identifying a car by its headlights in the distance in the mirror at night. Sad.

Edited to add the nerd smiley I hadn't seen before!


>>> Edited by miniman on Friday 20th December 12:11

Mrs Fish

30,018 posts

285 months

Friday 20th December 2002
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Big_M

5,602 posts

290 months

Friday 20th December 2002
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When I was a wee lass I used to be able to tell the make of a motorbike by it's sound. But Mr Big must be the biggest nerd - you can show him a set of rear lights and he can tell you the make of car.

mondeoman

11,430 posts

293 months

Friday 20th December 2002
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I liked the one on ITV a few years back, where someone could identify music by the way it made a candle flicker in front of the speaker ......... very strange.....

Personally I have no strange skills outside of the bedroom ......

smeagol

1,947 posts

311 months

Friday 20th December 2002
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I must a chief nerd, my job is using and teaching how to use computers, used to play role playing games enough said really.

Some skills:
I can help people down the phone on computers by describing what they are seeing on their screen (yes I know, sad)
I can write upside down (although I haven't practiced for a while) Used to do it during teaching. ie come in front of student write comments on their book/folder upside down so they could read it. (really sad)

BCA

8,651 posts

284 months

Friday 20th December 2002
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I dont know where to start, cars are my passion. I can identify pretty much any car on the road from quite a large distance. I know off by heart a ridiculous amount of specifications for all sorts of cars, ranging from 0-60 times to fuel tank capacitys. I tend to remember pin numbers and such by linking them with cars stats ffs!!

All this and much much more! - need to get out more.

TheLemming

4,319 posts

292 months

Friday 20th December 2002
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Almost as bad as being able to list the sources for most of the "donor" parts for an Elise off the top of my head...

It wouldnt be that bad if I actually HAD one...

s2ooz

3,005 posts

311 months

Friday 20th December 2002
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the guy I sit next to at work, can tell you star treck facts like the year the chair changed colour, and in which episode tribbles first occured.
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danger mouse

3,829 posts

288 months

Friday 20th December 2002
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It's not fair, I was going to say the lights thing before I even read it on miniman's post! I've doing that since I was about four for both froot and back lights. When I was kid I could tell the difference between a MkIII and MkIV Cortina oncoming in the dark.

That's pretty sad!

I also like to think I know how wide cars are and can place the wheels of any car I have driven within six inches. My proof being I never hit cat's eyes when changing lanes, and straight-line traffic calming, without slowing down , where ever possible.

Just to prove how pointless it is, obviously.

I've scared a few passengers going through the whole "Six Mile Bottom Chicane Complex" at **+mph without so much as moving the steering wheel.


Mouse

BTW ** was not 10.

danger mouse

3,829 posts

288 months

Friday 20th December 2002
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I'm an old timer? ....mmmm

danger mouse

3,829 posts

288 months

Friday 20th December 2002
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s2ooz said: the guy I sit next to at work, can tell you star treck facts like the year the chair changed colour, and in which episode tribbles first occured.
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So it wasn't "The Trouble with Tribbles" then?

My mum was a Treckie, our house used to be full of the little fury, born pregnant, grain eating balls of cuteness... I've been found out!

Big_M

5,602 posts

290 months

Friday 20th December 2002
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smeagol said: I can write upside down


Wow - I can do this too - I can also write in Mirror Image so you have to hold it up to a mirror to read. I always thought everyone could read upside down - very useful when you are sitting opposite the boss at appraisal time.

gtir

24,741 posts

293 months

Friday 20th December 2002
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danger mouse said:
I've scared a few passengers going through the whole "Six Mile Bottom Chicane Complex" at **+mph without so much as moving the steering wheel.

Mouse



Cool! I do this as well (I live in Newmarket) and I love watching people wildy swinging their cars about behind me! Muppets.

danger mouse

3,829 posts

288 months

Friday 20th December 2002
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...sad isn't it!?

I've probably seen you around then. Is your's the black one with the***zilla sticker on the back, and an exhaust that Twink could shelter from poor weather in?

Venom

1,864 posts

286 months

Friday 20th December 2002
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danger mouse said: ...sad isn't it!?

I've probably seen you around then. Is your's the black one with the***zilla sticker on the back, and an exhaust that Twink could shelter from poor weather in?


That must be some exhaust!! How are you anyway old chap?<<<<

danger mouse

3,829 posts

288 months

Friday 20th December 2002
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In serious need of a weekend, 'B' is opposite the fez, in the old arts cinema, try to read the latest edition of threads and you won't ask silly q's.

Sorry, I'm a bit grumpy... skipped lunch 'cos I can't be arsed to go to the cash machine, so I PH'ed instead.

(sorry about the digression)



Mouse

>> Edited by danger mouse to say: edition, addition....bah!

>> Edited by danger mouse on Friday 20th December 13:55

Graham.J

5,420 posts

286 months

Friday 20th December 2002
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I have to admit that after my work experience at Porsche I can tell the difference between a 993 and 996 by the sound of the door slamming.

I'm quite good with the lights, front and rear.

I USED to - when I was about 5 or 6 - know nearly every stat for every ferrari but as the years have gone on and I got less interested as more started appearing I've forgotten.

Not car related but I have a very strange habit of being able to learn song lyrics without really trying. I was in a band and learnt 7 songs off by heart in a week ready to perform at a competition. But ask me anything to do with times tables and I'm stuck, just couldn't learn them

wedg1e

27,031 posts

292 months

Friday 20th December 2002
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I can make farting noises with my ears. Does this count? It came in handy during 'O' level exams for making everyone snigger, thus earning the whole room a bollocking...

Ian
:collectinganorak:

deltaf

1,384 posts

284 months

Friday 20th December 2002
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I am absolutely hopeless at maths, always was, always will be.
However, car number plates present no problems for me to remember, nor do the 17digit alphanumerical chassis plates on cars.
Telephone numbers are also easy to remember, for me at least.
I can seem to tell a car from its sound(most of em) and can also write backwards with my left hand and read upside down text.....
Think im gonna go now.....buriesheadinanorakandshufflesoffoutheroom.

gtir

24,741 posts

293 months

Friday 20th December 2002
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danger mouse said: ...sad isn't it!?

I've probably seen you around then. Is your's the black one with the***zilla sticker on the back, and an exhaust that Twink could shelter from poor weather in?

Yep, seeing as its the only one around the area it must be me!
I will look out for your Honda next time, and I only drive it at weekends now so you will be lucky to see me.

Oh and it says "godzooky", as in son of godzilla, aka Nissan Skyline!