God rest ye, ye bunch of p155heads...

[wedg1e]

To the tune of 'Away in a manger', altogether now...

Down town in the High Street a Santa Claus stands
Beside a fake chimney, a bell in his hand
A second Santa is smoking a smelly cigar
A Third one is picking his teeth in a bar

A fourth Santa is trying to pick up a blonde
A fifth one is drunk in the gutter beyond
A sixth Santa has gone down to pick up his pay
The 7th and the 8th ones appear to be gay

They're fat and they're skinny
They're short and they're tall
And none looks a bit like the real one at all
With so many Santas it's hard to keep score
No wonder the kids don't believe anymore



Merry Christmas to those of you fortunate enough to be pulling the plug today!

Ian

[Mrs Fish]

I've got two more working days to go
But then I'm going to get

>> Edited by Mrs Fish on Friday 20th December 15:10

[johno]

Including today I have 4 to do .... and the Xmas shopping !!

Then I will be on the

[bugmeister]

a fine ode to Christmas and I only have 20 minutes left, off to see Peter Kaye in Sheffield this evening and flying to Spain on Monday.

Apologies to all who can't reach me to smack me one cos your still working!!

[woodster]

Hey, my girlfriend is going to see that tonight. I could only manage tickets for March.

Have a good night.

[Gaffer]

I finished work last Tuesday till the new year...

Ahhhh

Claire